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Firecracker, HotDog and a Candle just don't mix

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tes87gn

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Well i decide to have a little cook out this weekend and i have a few friends over. Well my one mentally challanged friend some of you may know him here on the board as "FAT NAT" others of us know him as simply "TEETH" :D <( perfect example). Anyhow we are having a great time then someone says get the firecrackers out . Ok cool this will be fun except i was a little alcohol infulence and of coarse my judgement was impaired and forgot that my friend NAT only has half a brain on a good day. so i leave him (BIG MISTAKE) I come back moments later to find hot dog and wax debris everywhere. how did this happen you ask well Mr. Nat thought it would be funny to insert the m90 into the hotdog and stick the hot dog in the hot candle. Needless to say i come back to find everyone laughing there arses off and i have to admit i did laugh too until i realized how much wax was everywhere. anyway moral of the story don't get drunk around big teeth retards and then give them exploding devises. and before i get flamed NAT and i are good friends (even though some times i would love to beat the tar out of him) and it was all in good fun. And anyone here who knows FAT NAT knows that he does suffer from mental issuses that would take a team of scientist to understand.
 
Sorry I missed it Todd, he was lighting fireworks off in his hair the day before as well (what an abortion that is!), his mere presence makes my children nervous.
Dont knock it, you could probably market that fragrance to Yankee Candle and make big $$$, "Roast Hot Dog Jubilee".

No, your engine isnt finished yet......
 
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