First Time to a strip club

[83turbomon]

haha wish TB.com would let me upload pics... but whats it like? I am a VERY cheap person and dont like spending money, but its my friends birthday tomorrow, so i cant be cheap. shoot i would pass up a lapdance for a new car part or a chance for a good time in the champage room:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin: for about a price of a fully build TB engine or a GNX... or a tta. ( i should convine the strippers to wear the power six lingeray:biggrin

 

[1chance]

me2

 

[DIAZ 87]

wish TB.com would let me upload pics...

 

[corsair231]

Decide how much money you are going to spend before you go. Leave your credit/debit card home so you won't be tempted to hit the teller after you get sensory overload. Don't think they are really interested in you. Don't get a dance from every girl that asks you. It's your money and although you are expected to spend some, be picky. Table dances are okay, stay out of the VIP rooms. If it is a strict or swanky club, they aren't much more than you see on stage. If they do a lot more than you see on stage then it's probably not the kind of girl you would want to be doing that with anyway. :biggrin:

If the object is to get a good buzz, then hit a regular bar before you go, the drinks at a strip club are usually too expensive to really tie one on.

Enjoy. :biggrin:

 

["Turbo-T"]

What corsair said is good....another tidbit to add.....although the girls might touch you, you are not supposed to touch them. Not that no one does.

And here's another one....I don't know if all strip clubs are like this but one of the ones I remember attending, in the mens room they deliberatley removed the walls from all of the toilets...meaning if you needed to take a dump you have ZERO privacy....which if I were a betting man would say it was because after getting arounsed by the strippers, many a man headed there to quickly get off.

 

[DailyDrifter]

We had a full nude in PA and me and my buddy were sitting in the perv section . This girl walked in front of us with a not so nice looking.............nevermind. After she was done dancing she looked at us and said "Is it really that bad?", me and my buddy just laughed our a$$es off.

Make them work for it. Just get a bunch of 1's and have a good time. Oh and if you dont want to pay them DONT MAKE EYE CONTACT or you can get up and go to the bathroom. And take your friend to a good place, nobody likes ugly strippers

 

[FreeBoost]

If you’ve seen one oyster, you’ve seen ‘em all.

 

[83turbomon]

If you’ve seen one oyster, you’ve seen ‘em all.

HAHAHA true (but sometimes its a rock:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin

 

[83turbomon]

Decide how much money you are going to spend before you go. Leave your credit/debit card home so you won't be tempted to hit the teller after you get sensory overload. Don't think they are really interested in you. Don't get a dance from every girl that asks you. It's your money and although you are expected to spend some, be picky. Table dances are okay, stay out of the VIP rooms. If it is a strict or swanky club, they aren't much more than you see on stage. If they do a lot more than you see on stage then it's probably not the kind of girl you would want to be doing that with anyway. :biggrin:

If the object is to get a good buzz, then hit a regular bar before you go, the drinks at a strip club are usually too expensive to really tie one on.

Enjoy. :biggrin:

How much money.... $1.99:biggrintold you i was cheap) but i'm only 18 and not even old enough to loiter around a bar without being harassed by the over zelous donut patrol.

 

[SS_Sean]

Kids.....

 

[Dabigguy]

Instead of the strip club, log on to this website had the two of you can look at my avatar and touch yourselves.

 

[DCVING 6]

If you’ve seen one oyster, you’ve seen ‘em all.

Or once you've seen one, you want to see the rest of them.

Glass half full or half empty?

 

[TurboBuRick]

Or once you've seen one, you want to see the rest of them.

Glass half full or half empty?

Watch it there, your a married man.

 

[GNTIM]

Decide how much money you are going to spend before you go. Leave your credit/debit card home so you won't be tempted to hit the teller after you get sensory overload. Don't think they are really interested in you. Don't get a dance from every girl that asks you. It's your money and although you are expected to spend some, be picky. Table dances are okay, stay out of the VIP rooms. If it is a strict or swanky club, they aren't much more than you see on stage. If they do a lot more than you see on stage then it's probably not the kind of girl you would want to be doing that with anyway. :biggrin:

If the object is to get a good buzz, then hit a regular bar before you go, the drinks at a strip club are usually too expensive to really tie one on.

Enjoy. :biggrin:

I could not have said it better. Sounds like you speak from experience...not that I would know

 

[DCVING 6]

Watch it there, your a married man.

Just because I'm on a diet doesn't mean I can't take a look at the menu.

 

[bison]

Im a retired veteran of the strip clubs. I now teach bagging a stripper 101.

 

[stack1]

I now teach bagging a stripper 101.

Day 1: Do lots of lat pulls :biggrin:

 

[bison]

Day 1: Do lots of lat pulls :biggrin:

Wrong. Day one make them think you have a lot of $. But dont spend much on them. You cant over do it in the spending or they will want you to be their customer and you will never get them out of the club. You need to tease them with a little cash and find something you both have in common that has nothing to do with their job and strike up some conversation.

 

[DailyDrifter]

Wrong. Day one make them think you have a lot of $. But dont spend much on them. You cant over do it in the spending or they will want you to be their customer and you will never get them out of the club. You need to tease them with a little cash and find something you both have in common that has nothing to do with their job and strike up some conversation.

One trick that I use is dropping 5 dollar bills on the ground that lead to the trunk of my car, then BAM. The hard part for me is figuring out where to hide the body

 

[83turbomon]

ooooohhh creeeeeppppyyyy hahaha