First Time to a strip club

[83turbomon]

18 full of ___ and some cash. not a good combo, been there done that, sure you can get busy in a club if you know the right one to go to. but with your age you better be careful. in texas 18 yrs old can only go into totally nude clubs and can't drink. it's byob and they charge you 20 to get in and then rape you for ice or cokes for your bottle if your drinking that. most of those girls have issues like an old man who's worthless, drug addict, or what ever. sure they look good but nothing you want to take home to momma. you can get crabs from a lapdance they can jump you know. not trying to scare you but if you do get crabs find a girl who loves seafood and tell her your taking her to the all you can eat buffet.:biggrin:

trust me man... I have a good head on my shoulders, and I wouldnt disrespect my mother, my self, or anyone else in the club in that manner. I also know about that kind of stuff and I want it OUT of my system now because that was a WASTE OF MONEY...

 

[SGRIM]

Back in my wild days, before I found the Lord, I was the mack at the club...

It is all about having plenty of cash but not spending it:biggrin: Let them see the wad of cash and they will do everything in their power to get it, just be stingy:biggrin:

All the clubs around here went to dollar dances every hour. That is the only money I spent:tongue:

I have dropped tons on my people, not me, in the clubs, buddies etc... I really never saw the point of paying to look at it... We would have a blast in the club but I treated like any other club, just with a better view.

It is strictly a business though. These girls, at least most of them, are just there for the money and see you as an atm... It never failed we would have one dumbazz that would think he met his wife in there

The more money you spend in the club the more they make. Drinks, dances, whatever it is all a business...

Do yourself a favor and remember this and never go back... Nothing good comes out of it...

 

[$uckin6]

Not really a fan of strip clubs, been to a couple. Sort of like dangling the keys to a GNX in front of you but not allowing you to drive it.

Who is the Buick GN owner that frequents the Centerfolds strip club on the Berlin Turpike in CT? EVERY time I go up to cruise nites on the pike the same GN is always parked in front of the club. Either they work there or they have a lot of dollar bills.:biggrin:

i agree it's like starving and paying someone to dangle some pastrami in front of your face but you can't eat

 

[$uckin6]

Back in my wild days, before I found the Lord, I was the mack at the club...

It is all about having plenty of cash but not spending it:biggrin: Let them see the wad of cash and they will do everything in their power to get it, just be stingy:biggrin:

All the clubs around here went to dollar dances every hour. That is the only money I spent:tongue:

I have dropped tons on my people, not me, in the clubs, buddies etc... I really never saw the point of paying to look at it... We would have a blast in the club but I treated like any other club, just with a better view.

It is strictly a business though. These girls, at least most of them, are just there for the money and see you as an atm... It never failed we would have one dumbazz that would think he met his wife in there

The more money you spend in the club the more they make. Drinks, dances, whatever it is all a business...

Do yourself a favor and remember this and never go back... Nothing good comes out of it...

and that's a BIG 10-4

 

[turboc87gn]

Heres the trick to those.. you gotta have a friend thats a girl thats not your gf (or wife) that works at a strip club....Then the whole experience changes, go visit them by yourself when its not too busy, you wont be seen as a "customer" then dont blow it by acting like a "customer" dont get any lap dances just throw some $$ on the stage from time to time and buy a few drinks to keep the management happy....Have her introduce you to some of the girls which she will prolly do anyway...And(IN THE WORDS OF THE GREAT TOO SHORT) NUMBER 1 RULE BE COOL!!!!!!! Dont "try"too hard be impressive like its natural without tryin to be impressive... If you do the above correctly then when the girls arent busy they will come sit at the table and b.s. with you and you will find out thier real names..and youll get food and drinks cheaper too 8 times outta 10..

Dont get too interested in one stay neutral until you feel them out so you dont end up with the bad apple in the bunch..Im not sayin youll find a wife but you can meet them and drastically increase your chances without spending a bunch of $$$.....

 

[TurboTnZ06]

Heres the trick to those.. you gotta have a friend thats a girl thats not your gf (or wife) that works at a strip club....Then the whole experience changes, go visit them by yourself when its not too busy, you wont be seen as a "customer" then dont blow it by acting like a "customer" dont get any lap dances just throw some $$ on the stage from time to time and buy a few drinks to keep the management happy....Have her introduce you to some of the girls which she will prolly do anyway...And(IN THE WORDS OF THE GREAT TOO SHORT) NUMBER 1 RULE BE COOL!!!!!!! Dont "try"too hard be impressive like its natural without tryin to be impressive... If you do the above correctly then when the girls arent busy they will come sit at the table and b.s. with you and you will find out thier real names..and youll get food and drinks cheaper too 8 times outta 10..

Dont get too interested in one stay neutral until you feel them out so you dont end up with the bad apple in the bunch..Im not sayin youll find a wife but you can meet them and drastically increase your chances without spending a bunch of $$$.....

If you want to date one, that would be the approach. Trouble is finding a non drug addict, and if you can put up with a generally lower education level, their lesbian tendencies, and baby's daddy issues, then it will be an experience you will never forget...