funny car names

[Little6pack]

Buick = Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

Ford = Frigin’ Old Rebuilt Dodge

Hyundai = Hope You Understand Nothing’s Driveable And Inexpensive

Mopar = Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly

Toyota = The One You Ought To Avoid

Honda = Had One Never Did Again

BMW = Big Money Waste

Dodge = Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere

 

[RatFink]

PONTIAC = poor old numbnuts thinks its a cadillac

 

[turbo nasty]

FORD backwards

Driver Returning On Foot

 

["Turbo-T"]

Fiat = Fix It Again Tony
Fiat = ****ed In the Ass Twice
Buick = Big Ugly Import Car Killer
GMC = Gotta Mechanic Coming
GTO = Get tickets often
Pinto = Put In Nickel To Operate
Ford = Fix Or Repair Daily
Ford = Found On Road Dead
Mopar = Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Mopar = My Old Pig Ain't Running

 

[gunslinger]

Mopar= My only possession after retirement
BMW= Break my windows
BMW= Beat my wife
Ford= Flip over read directions

 

[CST 03]

Ford- First On Race Day
Subaru Backwards- U R A Bus

 

[GNeric]

MOPAR: More Other Parts Are Required
MOPAR: Mash On Pedal And Rebuild
GTO: Gas Tires n Oil

 

[vicious6]

Buick- Bad Underestimated Import Car Killer!

 

[chopped39]

AMC All mistakes combined
BMW Bring money with. this is right from the Bmw service writer.

 

[DailyDrifter]

Mopar- Mostly obsolete parts assembled randomly

 

[charlief1]

FORD:
Found on road dead.
Fix or repair daily.
F-ers on rack daily.
Flown over Russin defect.
First out race day.
Backwards:
Driver returns on foot.

But the absolute truth about Ferd:

F-ING OWNER'S REALLY DUMB.

 

[deezdad]

yugo=you go nowhere...got a good laugh in 8th grade

 

[tntdiablo]

mopar= move over people are racing

 

[03FatBoy]

FORD F'd On a Raw Deal

FORD Full Of Rabbit Droppings

Not too biased, am I?

 

[SloGN]

CHEVROLET

Cracked
heads
every
valve
rattles
oil
leaks
every
time.


GMC

Great
Mountain
Climber

Groan
moan
& crawl

DODGE

Damn
old
dodge
goes
everywhere

 

[charlief1]

CHEVROLET:
Can Hear Every Valve, Rocker, or Lifter Every Time.

DODGE:
D@mned Old Dog Got Excited. (Look at the mess it made).

 

[novaderrik]

i know it's not exactly what this thread is about, but i saw a Cadillac "etc" the other day..

 

[kh440]

IROC: Idiot Redneck out Cruising
Tahoe: Indian word for "fill this sucker up again"
BUICK: Better USe it Carefully Kid

 

[BLACK6PACK]

Mustang... Mostly used stuff thrown away near GM

 

[turboc87gn]

MOPAR -Mostly Old People Are Racing....My Old Plymouth Aint Runnin......backwards its - Run Away Prior Owner Missing......
FORD- F@#ked On Race Day.......Fix Or Repair Daily,