Here's my list!
jpratt said:
You are right. He must have something to do about that, after all he is the President. While he is at it he should fix all the spam that I get.
You're right, I hadn't thought of that! Man, I gotta start a list of stuff beyond the President's control that I want him to fix just 'cause I want it! Never mind the legalities and damn the laws of economics, just do it 'cause I said so!!
1. "reality" television has got to go
2. Boom stereos that sound like crap in cars worth 1/10 of the system's cost. Anyone playing music with profanity blasting should be shot on sight. I don't like my kids hearing "MF this" and "MF that" from your pimpwagon.
3. Ricers (not all modified imports, you know the ones I'm talking about)
4. Make it not so hot in the summer and not so cold in the winter, no matter where I am.
5. All professional sports should have their salary based on performance. You get hurt or don't meet the goals set for you by the team, you get paid less. Fall too short and you go bye-bye.
6. Any professional sports player involved in any way shape or form in any criminal activity is immediately cut from the team and forfeits all pay. No questions asked, no exceptions.
7. Celebrities are no longer allowed to espouse their political views in any public forum other than the ones that regular citizens have access to. You must also be an American citizen and prove that you've voted in at least 75% of the elections in the last 10 years.
Lots more.... Get to work GWB! Stop loafing and fix my stuff! If you don't I'll protest on your front lawn and let the media use me any way they want to (no, wait, that's already being done. Dangit!)
