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Blwn87

"You have a vacuum leak?"
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Alright I know this was a past thread but I am reposting to see if anyone comes up with some new ones. Quotes can be from whatever, so LETS HEAR THEM!
 
ALWAYS...........................no..........................NEVER........................forget to check your refrences.

-Real Genious

BOOTD
 
Remember:

"Never play pool with a man who brings his own cue. Moreso, never play pool with a man who brings his own table." --Irv

"You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose, unless you are friends with Irv." --Irv

Irv is/was a good friend of mine, he was a little "odd", he had some good times. Haven't seen him in 10 years or so. :(
 
"Recent events have taught me that I'd rather have it and not need it than need it and not have it"

Something like that. Christian Slater in the movie True Romance when asked about the gun he's carrying.:D :D
 
"I refuse to tip-toe through life only to arrive safely at death"
unknown

"How fortunate for our government that people do not think"
Hitler
 
Alright i might as well put in my $.02

"It is better to be Hated for what you are, Than to be Loved for what you are not" UNKNOWN

"It is whats inside that shapes and sustains what appears" UNKNOWN

"Candy is Dandy, but Liquor is Quicker" UNKNOWN, cant help it i am in college

"Life is like an Ice Cream Cone, Once you think you have it licked it f@cking drips sh!t all over you" ME

"Wanting people to pay attention, you can't just tap them on the shoulder. You have to hit them in the head with a sledgehammer. Then, you have their strict attention." From the movie SE7EN
 
"I never forget a face, but in your case I will make an exception."

Groucho Marx. :)
 
"TO THE MOON ALICE" Ralph Kramden aka Jackie Gleason

" Make my day" Dirty harry aka Clint

" I'll be back " Terminator aka GOV of Cali
 
As I was passing through Nevada on my way to Northern California, I stopped to ask an officer about the gun laws for both states.

Me: "Excuse me, I was wondering about the laws for carrying a firearm in your vehicle and on your person in Nevada and in California."

Officer: "Here in Nevada, just about anything is legal in your vehicle. But you cannot carry into any casino."

Me: "Thanks, how about California?"

Officer: "Well... hell, everything's illegal in California..."

Me: "Even in your vehicle?"

Officer: "Yup...pretty much"

Me: "Well, that's great..."

Here's the quote-

Officer: "I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six"


This has kinda stuck with me since then.



Here's another good one:

"Simplify... Simplify... A person is rich in proportion to the things they can do without" - Henry David Thorough (sp?)
 
Originally posted by AZ Vic
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"Simplify... Simplify... A person is rich in proportion to the things they can do without" - Henry David Thorough (sp?)

Thoreau. Good one.

From one of my favorite thinkers, Mr. Einstein:
Imagination is more important than knowledge

And probably one of the most quotable men of all time, Mark Twain:

Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
Man is the only animal that blushes. Or has to.
I can live for a month or two on a good compliment.
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
The man who does not read ... has no advantage over the man who can't.
Always do right; this will gratify some people, and astonish the rest.
Get the facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
 
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me
than a frontal lobotomy...

Speed on brother,
hell ain't half full...
 
"Remember that it's the 99% of Lawyers that give the other 1% a bad name." Dan Buick Man having a rotten day
 
Me, commenting on someone with no common sense:

"That's the sort of person who can tell you how to build a watch but can't tell you what time it is."

"Does the noise in my head bother you?" Steven Tyler (Aerosmith)

"It's a beautiful day to be in a cool, dark bar." My buddy Herb!

"I'm not sure I understand everything I know about that." ????

"Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians!" Helmet sticker

"What're all them black Cutlass's doing here?" Asked at BG
"It's a black Cutlass convention!" Response by my smart aleck friend!
 
"Remember guys, this is Nuclear Power, it's not an exact science."
-MMCS (SW) Phillips, one of my instructors in Prototype
 
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