Happy Birthday Chuck Norris.

[davidf]

70 years old. Could probably kick my ass.

 

[John Wilde]

70 years old. Could probably kick my ass.

Chuck Norris does not does not get older he merely reaches the next stage in his evolution.

 

[John Wilde]

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

 

[DailyDrifter]

Is he really 70?? Seems like only yesterday I was watching Walker Texas Ranger.

 

[8urV8]

Wow thats just crazy how time flies by....I remember watching when Bruce Lee kicked his ass!!!

 

["Turbo-T"]

When Chuck Norris does push ups, he's not pushing himself up, he's pushing the earth down.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.