Help my Mustang friend pass DMV test.

[SPOOLFOOL2]

A dye hard Ford guy that I work with, has a 5.0 Mustang for a DD. Last week he missed 9 questions and failed his DMV test by 1 point. Being the nice guy that I am, I figured that as we worked together threw out the day, I'd quiz him on some simple "rules of the road", to help him prepare to retake the test next week. Here's one that I came up with, that he got wrong.

Me: Hey, Chris. If you pull up to a four way intersection in your Mustang, and a Turbo Buick pulls up on your left at the same time. Who has the right of way?

Chris: The car on the right.

Me: Wrong! It wont matter who has the right of way. That TB will be long gone before you could even get your tires into the crosswalk.

If anyone else could think up any more "rules of the road", that I can quiz him on, before his test, it would be appreciated.

Happy spooling.
Mike Barnard

 

[SilverSleeper]

Q. You are in the right lane of a 4 lane divided highway. You approach a Turbo Buick driving in your lane. Should you flash your lights at him before passing him?

A. Trick question. You can't pass a turbo Buick, and just flashing your lights at him will make him disappear quicker.

 

[datant69]

a DD ford 5.0 guy

and it's dependable? hope it stalls when he's taking his driving test.

 

[SPOOLFOOL2]

and it's dependable? hope it stalls when he's taking his driving test.

Didn't say that it was dependable.

He only has to take the writen test to renew his licence. He's in his mid twentys.

Keep em coming.

Mike B.

 

[datant69]

Heres another for u

Hope the DMV person fails him for driving a ford. Isn't that 20 Pt's off ur driving test automatically for showing up with a mustang? Or is it 30 pt's?

 

[theCATman]

#14. You pull up to a red light, in the right lane, of a 4 lane divided highway and a Turbo Buick owner pulls up next to you and starts brake-boosting, egging you on to race. What do you do?

A. Look ahead and act like you don't hear the whistle.

B. Ask the Buick owner "Hey!!.... what year is your Monte Carlo?"

C. Rev back at him and point to your $9.99 pack of NOS,Edelbrock,Erson,Flowmaster,Accel stickers you bought from AutoZone and plastered on the 1/4 windows

D. Quickly put on your right turn signal and vacate the area, drive back to the burger joint, tell a tall one to all your buddies how you just wasted some P.O.S. black Buick Regal

 

[SPOOLFOOL2]

lmao

#14. You pull up to a red light, in the right lane, of a 4 lane divided highway and a Turbo Buick owner pulls up next to you and starts brake-boosting, egging you on to race. What do you do?

A. Look ahead and act like you don't hear the whistle.

B. Ask the Buick owner "Hey!!.... what year is your Monte Carlo?"

C. Rev back at him and point to your $9.99 pack of NOS,Edelbrock,Erson,Flowmaster,Accel stickers you bought from AutoZone and plastered on the 1/4 windows

D. Quickly put on your right turn signal and vacate the area, drive back to the burger joint, tell a tall one to all your buddies how you just wasted some P.O.S. black Buick Regal

Nice.

 

[shine1stang]

haha these are good!!!

 

[datant69]

tell you what

let him drive your GN up there feel what a real car feels like and maybe he'll have a chance. most of that written stuff is common sense, but then again we're talking about a mustang guy. did he get passed the 3rd grade? does he know how to read? maybe he's not computer literate? with his luck he'll wind up with alot of tickets and a suspended license racing fart cans. wonder if his mustang will beat a fart can. are you goosing him about the responses we're giving him? i'm sure the guys on this board have plenty more where these came from. who knows maybe he's the type who doesn't need a license besides he is a die hard ford guy. that tells you plenty about where his brains are at. maybe his wife will let him use it next time he goes to take the test. then again he probably thinks you drive a mote carlo SS.

my bro in law is a die hard for guy, guess where his car is, still sitting in the driveway, hasn't ran in almost a yr and he's worked on it here and there. for the longest he couldn't figure out why it wouldn't stay running and i pointed at his decal.