Helpful hint of the day

[ChrisCairns]

If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of
boiling water down your throat and presto, the blockage will be almost
instantly removed.

 

[notacarlo]

A rolling boil, or just really hot?

 

[Robbie-87plz]

Or Scotch. Have some Scotch on the rocks while waiting for help to arrive...:biggrin:

 

[ChrisCairns]

Another helpful hint....

Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
someone else to hold them while you chop away.

 

[ChrisCairns]

A "For Men Only" helpful hint..

You can avoid arguments with your wife about lifting the toilet seat by just
using the sink.

 

[notacarlo]

Um...that last one. It actually creates more problems than it solves. Ask me how I know. Apparently Makers Mark makes everything look like a urinal at 2 am.

 

[ChrisCairns]

Nudder one....

A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

 

[ChrisCairns]

Helpful hint #5 is a health hint ...

High blood pressure sufferers:

Simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a medical egg timer.

 

[Warp6]

Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know.

 

[ChrisCairns]

If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you will be
afraid to cough.

 

[Boost231]

If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you will be
afraid to cough.

LMFAO i remeber hearing that one before that some funny ish