Originally posted by KLHAMMETT
I am staying at the same place i stayed last year
CASA DE FREEMAN
Man, that pisses me off.
I've kissed his ass soooooo much and do I get an invitation?
K...listen up Len.....................
Remember when I reasured you that you looked good after that operation you had to remove your man boobs? Well I LIED. You looked much better when you just wore a bra.
And just to further burst your bubble, we all KNEW you were lying when you had sex with gopher holes and tried to convince us you were just doing pushups.
Oh, and one last thing. It's not a new medical procedure as your doctor said, when he had both his hands on your shoulders while giving you your last prostate exam.
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Okay, enough of your crying. I'll relent and allow you to invite my family and I.
My youngest should be over his diarrhoea by October but if not make sure you have plenty of fresh sheets. And you do have brown carpet don't you?? He seems to feel better when he pulls himself across the carpet like you see those dogs do.
And I'm positive my oldest got rid of the STD since he took plenty of triple doses of penicillin. And boy, musta been a wowzer of a dose he got last time....took forever to get rid of it. You'd think that he would have built up a resistance to it by now after all the times he's had it. But now he's cured....at least he SAYS he's cured. Just in case make sure have lots of extra towels.
Finally, if in the middle of the night you hear a lot of begging coming from me in my wife's and my room, don't be concerned. That's just foreplay.