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86gngirl

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Thought this would be a funny thread. What are the jokes about your state, city,or county?

Pennsylvania
State Motto- Detour Signs
State Mineral- Asphalt
State Animal- Road Blocks
State Landmark- Construction Zone 25 mph Signs
State Bird- Dead Birds on the Road Hit by cars
State Joke- Men at Work
State Tree- Construction Cones
State Statue- Pen Dot Man Sleeping Holding a Stop Sign
State Sport- Danger Barriers
 
NEW Hampshire the live free or die state.

STATE Jokes:
COW HAMPSHIRE for the huskey ugly women. :eek:

CITY jokes:
NASHUA the Gateway for drug dealers & people from MASS who double dip the welfare system :tongue: :mad:
 
86gngirl said:
Thought this would be a funny thread. What are the jokes about your state, city,or county?

Pennsylvania
State Motto- Detour Signs
State Mineral- Asphalt
State Animal- Road Blocks
State Landmark- Construction Zone 25 mph Signs
State Bird- Dead Birds on the Road Hit by cars
State Joke- Men at Work
State Tree- Construction Cones
State Statue- Pen Dot Man Sleeping Holding a Stop Sign
State Sport- Danger Barriers
State Import- New York trash
State Export-Future sports stars
State Mascot- Philadelphia corruption in politics
 
Even though I am not an original native of Georgia, I have lived here long enough to know some good ones.
Here goes...


State motto: 'Heritage not Hate' (Some think the jury is still out on this one.)
State mineral: Red clay, good as grease when wet
State animal: Those d@mn deer that always jump out at the last second!
State landmark: The 'original' Georgia flag
State bird: the buzzard - that always hangs around the dead deer
State joke: pick one, we'll laugh at it
State tree: Doesn't matter as long as it gives plenty of shade
State sport: Beer drinking and/or dirt racing
 
441120 said:
State Import- New York trash
State Export-Future sports stars
State Mascot- Philadelphia corruption in politics
That is so true!!! LOL

Zeus,
Those are some funny ones. In PA we have those stupid deer too!
 
I am from Alabama....don't get me started :wink: !
 
Im originally from Wis. and i always tell people that cow tipping is what you leave the waitresses. :biggrin:
 
86gngirl said:
Please start!! :biggrin:

We shouldn't have to start. Just saying Alabama is usually enough :biggrin:

Nearly every movie made about the south takes shots at us.....we'd like to keep it that way :wink:
 
littlesixsteve said:
NEW Hampshire the live free or die state.

STATE Jokes:
COW HAMPSHIRE for the huskey ugly women. :eek:

We call 'em SOFA's....Southern Oregon Fat Asses. :biggrin:
 
G.r.i.t.s

Girls Raised In The South

G.r.i.t.s

It's Whats For Breakfast :)
 
Well I will ask my wife/sister/cousin if she approves of some Bama jokes. :eek:

By the way she is the best kisser in the whole town, her Dad said so!
 
What does a girl from Alabama say when she looses her virginity.....


Get off of me daddy, your crushing my cigarettes.
 
IrvJr said:
Im originally from Wis. and i always tell people that cow tipping is what you leave the waitresses. :biggrin:



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS FUNNY AS HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :biggrin: :biggrin:
 
vader87 said:
Well I will ask my wife/sister/cousin if she approves of some Bama jokes. :eek:

By the way she is the best kisser in the whole town, her Dad said so!
Thats just wrong! :biggrin: LMAO I almost spit my coffee at the screen! :biggrin:
 
These are all funny! Keep posting them, I don't think I've laughed this hard in a while!
 
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