Jokes about Your State.....

[86gngirl]

Thought this would be a funny thread. What are the jokes about your state, city,or county?

Pennsylvania
State Motto- Detour Signs
State Mineral- Asphalt
State Animal- Road Blocks
State Landmark- Construction Zone 25 mph Signs
State Bird- Dead Birds on the Road Hit by cars
State Joke- Men at Work
State Tree- Construction Cones
State Statue- Pen Dot Man Sleeping Holding a Stop Sign
State Sport- Danger Barriers

 

[Little6pack]

NEW Hampshire the live free or die state.

STATE Jokes:
COW HAMPSHIRE for the huskey ugly women.

CITY jokes:
NASHUA the Gateway for drug dealers & people from MASS who double dip the welfare system :tongue:

 

[441120]

Thought this would be a funny thread. What are the jokes about your state, city,or county?

Pennsylvania
State Motto- Detour Signs
State Mineral- Asphalt
State Animal- Road Blocks
State Landmark- Construction Zone 25 mph Signs
State Bird- Dead Birds on the Road Hit by cars
State Joke- Men at Work
State Tree- Construction Cones
State Statue- Pen Dot Man Sleeping Holding a Stop Sign
State Sport- Danger Barriers

State Import- New York trash
State Export-Future sports stars
State Mascot- Philadelphia corruption in politics

 

[zeus87gn]

Even though I am not an original native of Georgia, I have lived here long enough to know some good ones.
Here goes...


State motto: 'Heritage not Hate' (Some think the jury is still out on this one.)
State mineral: Red clay, good as grease when wet
State animal: Those d@mn deer that always jump out at the last second!
State landmark: The 'original' Georgia flag
State bird: the buzzard - that always hangs around the dead deer
State joke: pick one, we'll laugh at it
State tree: Doesn't matter as long as it gives plenty of shade
State sport: Beer drinking and/or dirt racing

 

[86gngirl]

State Import- New York trash
State Export-Future sports stars
State Mascot- Philadelphia corruption in politics

That is so true!!! LOL

Zeus,
Those are some funny ones. In PA we have those stupid deer too!

 

[GNflyby]

Connecticut = The State that will tax you to death!

 

[vader87]

I am from Alabama....don't get me started :wink: !

 

[86gngirl]

I am from Alabama....don't get me started :wink: !

Please start!! :biggrin:

 

[IrvJr]

Im originally from Wis. and i always tell people that cow tipping is what you leave the waitresses. :biggrin:

 

[Dusty Bradford]

Please start!! :biggrin:

We shouldn't have to start. Just saying Alabama is usually enough :biggrin:

Nearly every movie made about the south takes shots at us.....we'd like to keep it that way :wink:

 

[SS_Sean]

NEW Hampshire the live free or die state.

STATE Jokes:
COW HAMPSHIRE for the huskey ugly women.

We call 'em SOFA's....Southern Oregon Fat Asses. :biggrin:

 

[SloGN]

G.r.i.t.s

Girls Raised In The South

G.r.i.t.s

It's Whats For Breakfast

 

[vader87]

Well I will ask my wife/sister/cousin if she approves of some Bama jokes.

By the way she is the best kisser in the whole town, her Dad said so!

 

[Dusty Bradford]

What does a girl from Alabama say when she looses her virginity.....


Get off of me daddy, your crushing my cigarettes.

 

[vader87]

Good One! :tongue:

 

[Rodney87GN]

I live in California....home of fruits and nuts.

'Nuff said.

 

[Turbo Indian]

why do Alabama women hate to use vibrators?





it chips there teeth!

 

[jdpolzin]

Im originally from Wis. and i always tell people that cow tipping is what you leave the waitresses. :biggrin:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS FUNNY AS HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :biggrin: :biggrin:

 

[86gngirl]

Well I will ask my wife/sister/cousin if she approves of some Bama jokes.

By the way she is the best kisser in the whole town, her Dad said so!

Thats just wrong! :biggrin: LMAO I almost spit my coffee at the screen! :biggrin:

 

[86gngirl]

These are all funny! Keep posting them, I don't think I've laughed this hard in a while!