Otto,
From the voice mail he left me he seemed way excited by seeing Sulley and the gang perform their magic on ice. He said the colors and costumes were magnificant and that he's never seen anything like that in CT and knew he had to come to Jersey to see such a show.
He also said that while up the road from IKEA he just had to stop for some last minute sale of closet organizers and kitchen utensils as he feels IKEA and its furnishing we all should have in our house.
Course trouble arose when his semi psycotic boss called to say there was trouble in the school and that only JRSGN could solve, turns out a latch on one of the mens room stalls was stuck and a student was trapped in there. Jimmy we quick on the scene to crawl under the stall door, like he's done so many times before, he first calmed down the scared student and Jimmy with precision never seen before squirted (PB Balster this time) onto the latch. The student still upset and crying was again calmed down by Jim, he told him the PB Blaster is the best on the market, much better than WD 40 and that the two of them would be out of there in no time. Well true to Jimmy's word 20 seconds later the latch slide over and trouble was adverted. Nice job Jimmy, course the kid will be in therapy for awhile having spent some time in a mens room stall with Platehead but sure the kid will survive.
Course Jimmy couldn't leave just then, his boss still reeling from the whole latch incident told him that 3 light bulbs needed replacing and there were 5 leaves on the headmasters lawn that needed to be picked up pronto and his boss didn't know how to do that, thankfully Jim was able to resolve both issues.
Then and only then was Jims day complete, so lets review his day:
1. Saw his hero Sulley skate at the Meadowlands.
2. Loved the costumes and muscial score and composition.
3. Bought a Sulley penant and t shirt.
4. Enjoyed the MILF character skating all around the arena also.
5. Caught a last minute sale at IKEA so his kitchen and closet is well organized when he gets home.
6. Save the day by saving a young man locked in a bathroom stall with a defective latch that his boss couldnt figure out.
7. Changed 3 light bulbs on campus.
8. Picked up 5 stray leaves that wandered onto the headmaster lawn thus saving him work on Monday.
And you all thought Superman was a busy man.........no way. The "S" on Jim Romes chest rivals the man of steels anyday.
We salute you Jim Rome for making us all proud, proud to be your friend and proud to be an American. You are truely a real man of genius.
.. Leo will like you Toto...
