Just for fun; what six people would you not want trying to kill you?

[Ssg Ken]

I am assembling a car with six fictional characters. As in the movies, I run my TR into theirs and kill them all. If you want to play, please insert links. This was going to be all women but having just watched Serenity, I am putting in Dr. Simon Tam first.
List of characters in the Firefly universe - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

He is well loved by his sister River who killed dozens, possibly hundreds, of Reavers, all heavily armed in close hand to hand combat. She can read minds, see three armed guards behind cover in different places and shoot three times, killing them all. Lots more skills too.

The doctor women, (I have to find Ann's full name) who was loved by
Duncan MacLeod - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
He has 400 years experience in life killing, mostly with a sword. You cannot kill him unless you cut off his head. it is established that Duncan has taken 176 heads.


Anyone that whose death would cause a T-888 terminator to come after you. Cromartie (Terminator) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
It has been blown up with just a head kicking around and rebuilt its body.


More later if anyone finds this fun.

 

[SS_Sean]

Whaaa?

 

[Ssg Ken]

make it clear

If you killed the Outlaw Josey Wales The Outlaw Josey Wales - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia wife, Josie would come after you to kill you. That would be a bad man after you.

If you killed Elaine of the Seinfeld - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Jerry Seinfeld show, maybe Jerry would not send you a birthday card anymore.

See the difference? Who are the meanest, deadliest killers that you would hate to see after you?

 

[notacarlo]

Let me guess, you are vacationing in the hills of New Mexico. You probably shouldn't eat those man.

 

[novaderrik]

i wouldn't want anyone trying to kill me..

 

[notacarlo]

But i'll bite.

In order of deadliest to least deadliest

My mom
Kimbo Slice
My fourth grade librarian - don't ask
The big Asian guy from the Big Lebowski
Leon....as in the PRofessional...directors cut
My parts manager

 

[novaderrik]

Brock Samson- i'd hope that he'd be on my side, but you never know..
the Monarch- but his henchmen don't scare me at all
Phantom Limb
Mr Brisby
Baron Underbheit
Sargent Hatred

 

[Justa6]

Chuck Norris


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[forcefed3.8's]

F'n Chuck Norris

 

[Ssg Ken]

Chuck Norris was the black belt world champion around 1965. Of course he is not a fictional character. Did you mean Chuch Norris as Walker, Texas ranger with all of his staff?

 

[dragonational]

hannibal lector-cause he would eat me
jamie from the movie the wraith
jason
freddy
buffalo bill-from silence of the lambs
mike myers

and for a bonus, Pinhead.

 

[IrvJr]

Firefly! I just started watching the series over again the other day. I would say that cast, cept for Wash, would be on my list.

 

[turbo39151]

Fictional Characters?

Well, any superhero as they all have superpowers and I don't (except maybe auquaman- I think I'd kick his arse)

Any kung-fu dude (cause i really hate getting kicked in the face)

Most of the pro-wrestlers on TV (even though we know they're all natural )- (see above coment about getting kicked in the face and add in the fact that I don't want to be beat to death with a folding chair)

Any of the recent crop of "tough chicks" in the movies (cause as much as I'd hate to get kicked in the face, I'd hate worse to have my arse beaten by a chick.)


Non-fictional Characters:

My mom- (even though she has a few blackbelts in various styles-she'd use the fingernail to earlobe technique to bring me down) Not a pretty sight.

 

[BandAid]

Kevin Spacey in Seven..

 

[krom415]

the co2 carrying guy from no country for old men
no talking your way out that one

 

[turbo39151]

Flip a coin...

 

[turbo39151]

After showing this thread to the "boss"- hse wanted to add a few too:

Jack Bauer
Jack Nicholson in the Shining
Any dead child haunting any haunted house
Midgets (pc-little people) that can chase you
scary dolls that come to life
Those hillbilly brothers in that x-files episode where they kept mom rolled up under the bed.