Just Something That Makes One Think!!!

[vicious6]

Only In America
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1. Only in America......
can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America......
are there handicap parking spaces in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America......
do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the
store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America......
do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet
Coke.

5. Only in America......
do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the
pens to the counters.

6. Only in America......
do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and
put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America......
do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call
waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to
talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America......
do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of
eight.

9. Only in America......
do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well:
"Poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking
creatures".

10. Only in America......
do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

Author Unknown

 

[boostx]

Let's see if I understand how America works

If a woman burns her thighs on the hot coffee she
was holding in her lap while driving, she blames the restaurant.

If your teen-age son kills himself, you blame the
rock 'n' roll music or musician he liked.

If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die
of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company.

If your daughter gets pregnant by the football
captain you blame the school for poor sex education.

If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving
home drunk, you blame the bartender.

If your cousin gets AIDS because the needle he used
to shoot up with heroin was dirty, you blame the government for not providing
clean ones.

If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you
blame television.

If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you
blame the gun manufacturer.

And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and
tries to kill the pilots at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead,
the mother of the
deceased blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to understand the world
as it is anymore. So if I die while my old, wrinkled ass is parked in front
of a computer, I want you to blame Bill Gates, OK?

 

[boostx]

i have seen some realy scary ones