I am still crying I am laughing so hard after reading this! :biggrin:
My personal favorites:
1. "Something just went horribly, horribly wrong"
2. “They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me ‘La Trene’, and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!”
3. ‘You can’t prove that.’ Next thing I know he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and would not let me off, because his girl friend was out of town and I was almost a woman.”
4. “That’s just our secret handshake,”