NBC's The Office

[turbo buicks]

anyone watch The Office on NBC? lets start a favorite Office quotes thread. ill start,

"Why dont you, go ahead, and go, die" -Dwight K. Schrute

 

[mjdwyer23]

YES!
I like to send Dwight faxes. From himself. From the FUTURE.

 

[peterkin]

" Don't you understand, his cappa was detated from his head "

 

[deezdad]

"it's GRRRRRRAPE!"

 

[bishir]

Michael:

Bro’s before ho’s. Why? Because your bro’s are always there for you. They’ve got your back after your ho rips your heart out for no good reason. And you were nothing but great to your ho. And you told her that she was the only ho for you and that she was better than all the other ho’s in the world. And then…and then suddenly she’s not your ho no mo’.

 

[Mac in SD]

"You look really exotic...Was your dad a G.I.?"

What a great show.

 

[John Larkin]

"And this year's Dundie award for Busiest Beaver goes to Phyllis"

"Wait, this says Bushiest Beaver"

"Just take it; we'll get it fixed"

Hahahaha

 

[GNXcess]

Nickels in Dwight's Handset...

Not a quote, but one of the biggest laughs for me:

Jim's putting nickels one by one inside Dwight's telephone handset over a long period of time so he'd get used to the weight, then removing them all so Dwight would smash himself in the head with the telephone when he answered it.

 

[mjdwyer23]

"i hit myself in the head with my phone"

 

[turbojimmy]

I love the show but never have been one to remember quotes. The nickels in the phone thing makes me laugh out loud - that was really early in the first season wasn't it?

Jim

 

[turbo buicks]

I love the show but never have been one to remember quotes. The nickels in the phone thing makes me laugh out loud - that was really early in the first season wasn't it?

Jim

2nd season, watching it now.

another thing i love is andy bernards personality mirroring schemes. what a suck up

 

[mjdwyer23]

haha andy is such a douche. i hope what happened at the end of last episode wasn't for real!

 

[WLDWST]

How about this week. Based on Dwight's extensive martial arts training, he insisted that Jim walk in front of him because it was easier to defend from an attack. Jim turned around just before they went into the sales pitch and casually slapped Dwight in the face. That was priceless. :smile:

 

[GregInAtl]

I thought I was the only "office" nerd. Welcome friends!
Whats not to quote, every painful monent is great.It like watching a train wreck every week. Oh and BTW, Karen > Pam , Although I wanna see Pam/Jim like everyone else.
"You're right this is nice tux, my grandfather was burried in it!"- Dwight Shrute

 

[mikes gn]

that's what she said

 

[TR Custom Parts]

Love the Office! I would like to see Karen and Pam get together.:biggrin:

 

[eturbosell]

I love the office.... Been watching it from day one.
All the charecters have myspace pages.... You can also get a call from dwight to your cell phone. I got this from dwights page.


Temporary Dwight's Interests

General: Law Enforcement, Selling things, Code Breaking, Ka-Ra-Te, Paintball, Laser Tag, Lord of the Rings, Dungeons and Dragons, Battlestar Gallactica (Starbuck), Stealth and Surveillance, Women's anatomy, Carousing (within bounds), Muscle Cars (1980 Camaros Rule!).

Music: Metal, Death Metal, Speed Metal, Heavy Metal, Classic Metal, Hair Metal, Air Supply (for romantic moods)

Movies: Lord of the Rings, Serpico, Just Like Heaven (with Reece Witherspoon), THE CROW!!!

Television: Battlestar Gallactica, LOST, and I hear THE OFFICE on NBC is pretty good

Books: How to Win Friends and Influence People By Andrew Carnegie, SELL THIS: How to literally kill the competition, By Mose Schrute

Heroes: Michael Scott, Frodo, Starbuck, James Bond

 

[GregInAtl]

Love the Office! I would like to see Karen and Pam get together.:biggrin:

I almost worte that also! I agree completely.

 

[turbo buicks]

i like the episode where michael promotes dwight to asst reg manager and hes like "lets just keep it on the DL, like a 6 month probationary period" and dwight says "just like a formality though, right" and michael says " yea,... but not not really,... lets just not tell anyone."

haha

 

[GregInAtl]

Ugly Betty beat the Office for Golden Globes best TV Comedy Series, I was screaming at the tv... Who are these ppl that vote?!
That is all.