need 5 things from the grocery

[grass doctor]

Ok you can only get 5 things form the grocery store ... have to start with the first letter of your first name .... GO...

1. meat
2. mushrooms
3. mustard
4. macaroni
5. mahi mahi

 

[TurboTGuy]

GROUND BEEF
GREEN BEANS
GOLDFISH CRACKERS
GRANOLA
GRITS

Or..... Groundhog, great white shark, giraffe….. the list is endless!

 

[grass doctor]

GROUND BEEF
GREEN BEANS
GOLDFISH CRACKERS
GRANOLA
GRITS

Or..... Groundhog, great white shark, giraffe….. the list is endless!

didnt take you for a grits man there ole boy... nice !!

 

[davelostmissing]

oooo- tough one...
deli cold cuts
dates
danish
daquiri mix
drumsticks (chicken)

 

[thundertracks]

Apples, Avocado, Almonds, Asparagus, Asian noodles

 

[TurboTGuy]

didnt take you for a grits man there ole boy... nice !!

With butter and a little cream..... MMMMMMMMMM

I love fried crispy corn meal mush (Polenta, if you're snooty) with garlic salt and fresh cracked pepper, too.

 

[KC87]

Kidneys
Kelp
Kiwi
Kangaroo
Ketchup
Damn, looks like I'm staving to death!

 

[grass doctor]

I can always count on you for a good laugh F....ing Kangaroo..

 

[KC87]

I can always count on you for a good laugh F....ing Kangaroo..

And if you're really lucky and hit the daily double they'll be some extra real tender morsels in the kangaroo pouch, yum.

 

[TurboTGuy]

And if you're really lucky and hit the daily double they'll be some extra real tender morsels in the kangaroo pouch, yum.

Digging around in there might present a problem, though......... Those bastards are known for "playing dead".....

 

[KC87]

Digging around in there might present a problem, though......... Those bastards are known for "playing dead".....

So you're saying they act a lot like the human female species.

P.S. What happened to your column on that likable step Dad?

 

[TurboTGuy]

So you're saying they act a lot like the human female species.

Not YOUR mom............I'm just sayin'

Oh, wait.............Damn...

D'ho!

 

[mikes86ttop]

1. Morgan (captain)
2. Mary jane (some stores will have it)
3. Meat (any kind you can make jerky with)...basically anything!!!
4. Mushrooms... (Probably not at the store, but you never know).
5. Macaroni (any kind will do)

 

[KC87]

Not YOUR mom............I'm just sayin'

Oh, wait.............Damn...

D'ho!

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Mom was the saint. Aunt Ethel was the one the C word was invented for.
Actually her and your step Dad may of gotten along famously. Amazing how family members can be such complete opposites.

 

[Chuck Leeper]

1. Chuck roast
2. Corona
3. Cheese
4. Chili mix
5. Condoms

 

[zapp240]

1) Tomato Sauce
2) Tuna
3) Tangerines
4)Tabasco sauce
5) Tastykake's
Tequila for desert

 

[KC87]

1. Chuck roast
2. Corona
3. Cheese
4. Chili mix
5. Condoms

Are the condoms in case you cut your finger and need to cover it? Barter? Water balloons?

 

[Frederickdav]

FOOD

 

[KC87]

FOOD

What's funny is wegmans has the rubbers out in the open and you could do self checkout. Walturd has them locked up so you have to get someone. Imagine some hot honey "cumming" to unlock it and you have to tell her the "petite" ones. Talk about a hit to your self esteem.
And NO, not speaking from experience.

 

[Turbo Keith]

Kielbasa
King Crab
Kale
Kidney Beans
Kashi Blueberry