I rec'd a PM from Shawn.
It's as I surmised .... he's taken our $64 and hitchiked his way to the constantly sunny island of Kakkahalua-kahakauakaalain the South Pacific. You remember that island from Geography 101, the one where all the women are voluptuous, eternally 18, and dressed in nothing but grass skirts.
When he arrived he found the grass skirts were all made from the famous hemp weed of Kakkahalua-kahakauakaala, known throughout the world for it's psychedelic properties and it's ability to sustain Mr. Wiggly for up to 4 hours. Being a true American he's spent the last couple of weeks attempting to see what's under the grass skirts, by smoking said skirts. A harsh task when one must worry about Mr. Wiggly coming into contact with flame.
One day, after a super patriotic night of fondling his bong, he realized that we, back in the world would be worried about our money/parts. So he found an old typewriter, which luckily still worked although the letters k,h,a,l, and u were mostly worn out, reason unknown. He connected to the internet via his expanded mind, and sent me a message.
Gr t ngs C r s.
T e p rts were sent. B t one w o e b tch went m ss ng. ' sh p t em
g n. S wn.
So as you can see we were worried for nothing.
