It was mother's day, spent the day with the family, wife and kids. It was nice and the weather was great. I received a call from a friend who I have been meaning to get together with for some time but unfortunately I always work when he is off and vice versa. We work shift work.
We decided to hit a patio since the weather was great and against my better judgment I took the GN since it was so nice. I circled the block several times trying to find a parking spot where I could at least keep an eye on it. I figured it's Sunday evening and it should be quiet. I did find a spot after about 30 minutes (I got there early for this reason) as I am sure most of you will understand but I could only see the front corner of the car from where I was sitting, at least I could see it and if it went mobile I would throw myself in front of it since it couldn't go back wards.
I am trying to enjoy a beer when my spider senses start tingling, my buddy is laughing and says sell the damn thing, you can't take it anywhere without worrying about it. He has a jeep. Don't get me wrong I drive my car and enjoy every second of it. I decide I'll go have a quick look since there are a couple of people in the area of the car and I don't like the look of them, street type kids.
As I get closer, I see a guy and his girlfriend looking at my trunk lid he says is this your car, I say yeah! He points to a freak with his face painted black and white and says he just wrote on your trunk lid. I freak and think the worst, did he write on it or scratch it. I look at the car and it says "Juggalo1" or something like that in a silver marker, the f#$%@r tagged it.
I approach him he doesn't realize it was my car, I bury my right foot in his ass and send him flying about 5 feet, crap flies out of his pockets, I think his fillings got knocked loose.
I am about to pound him and administer the appropriate street justice when a few lookers say it's not worth it man you'll get charged for this piece of crap, he's got nothing to lose. They were right. I exercised some self control which wasn't easy and didn't bother to get the police involved, instead I gave him another kick in the ass when he got mouthy, it wasn't as good as the first since he was expecting it, but it was still a solid one. He walked off and continued to be mouthy as he kept on looking over his shoulder.
Anyway, the story has a happy ending, I guess the 20 coats of wax made it a bit easier to remove the marker, I managed to get it all off with some elbow grease. Keep your eyes on your cars guys, or get a trunk monkey. I wish I had one yesterday.
Take care. If this is not appropriate pls remove, thought I'd share this.
We decided to hit a patio since the weather was great and against my better judgment I took the GN since it was so nice. I circled the block several times trying to find a parking spot where I could at least keep an eye on it. I figured it's Sunday evening and it should be quiet. I did find a spot after about 30 minutes (I got there early for this reason) as I am sure most of you will understand but I could only see the front corner of the car from where I was sitting, at least I could see it and if it went mobile I would throw myself in front of it since it couldn't go back wards.
I am trying to enjoy a beer when my spider senses start tingling, my buddy is laughing and says sell the damn thing, you can't take it anywhere without worrying about it. He has a jeep. Don't get me wrong I drive my car and enjoy every second of it. I decide I'll go have a quick look since there are a couple of people in the area of the car and I don't like the look of them, street type kids.
As I get closer, I see a guy and his girlfriend looking at my trunk lid he says is this your car, I say yeah! He points to a freak with his face painted black and white and says he just wrote on your trunk lid. I freak and think the worst, did he write on it or scratch it. I look at the car and it says "Juggalo1" or something like that in a silver marker, the f#$%@r tagged it.
I approach him he doesn't realize it was my car, I bury my right foot in his ass and send him flying about 5 feet, crap flies out of his pockets, I think his fillings got knocked loose.
I am about to pound him and administer the appropriate street justice when a few lookers say it's not worth it man you'll get charged for this piece of crap, he's got nothing to lose. They were right. I exercised some self control which wasn't easy and didn't bother to get the police involved, instead I gave him another kick in the ass when he got mouthy, it wasn't as good as the first since he was expecting it, but it was still a solid one. He walked off and continued to be mouthy as he kept on looking over his shoulder.
Anyway, the story has a happy ending, I guess the 20 coats of wax made it a bit easier to remove the marker, I managed to get it all off with some elbow grease. Keep your eyes on your cars guys, or get a trunk monkey. I wish I had one yesterday.
Take care. If this is not appropriate pls remove, thought I'd share this.
. Who did this ****? A few people named the same 2 emo guys as the others did, so we've got them after a graduation party in 2 weeks. It's going down.
