OK, who farted?

[Gary Wells]

Seriously, who farted?
The South Western Section has become way too quiet.

 

[TR Custom Parts]

Not just here, the whole board is full of crickets.

 

[750H.P.V6]

If I farted I'd own it. I'm very proud of my flatulence.

Neal

 

[Underboost]

Keep it down in here!!!!

 

[Gary Wells]

Not just here, the whole board is full of crickets.

TB.Com's version of "As the machanic turns" is becoming a literary classic.

This is where most of the South Western has been spending time, defending our honor.

http://www.turbobuick.com/forums/threads/machanic.379843/

 

[6cylboost]

I just pooped by I feel like I'm over sharing:/

 

[Gary Wells]

If I farted I'd own it. I'm very proud of my flatulence.

Neal

Not me. My 2 cats will pretty much disown me, especially if I do it when they are stuck under the covers.

I can't hold a candle to my male cat "Dallas" though. He doesn't make a sound, but he will look at you with this evil smile just to see if you noticed. After he breaks wind, he goes and hides so he doesn't have to smell it.

 

[Gary Wells]

Keep it down in here!!!!

Brent, are you talking to your stomach, or what?

 

[Gary Wells]

I just pooped by I feel like I'm over sharing:/

Wait until you get old, every fart turns out to be a poop quite by accident, and you don't know it till it starts getting real warm down there. Now you know why old people lean to 1 side when they cut loose. They don't want to soil both cheeks at the same time.

 

[NyBlankets]

LMAO Gary Wells!! They are advertising adult diapers for middle aged folks nowadays, world has gone mad I tell ya.

 

[Underboost]

Brent, are you talking to your stomach, or what?

hahahaha

 

[SPOOLFOOL2]

Who farted?
My normal "go to" is to blame it on the dog. However, at this time, and since he's in the room, I'm going to say that Haterade did it.
That bastard is just way too quiet. He must be up to something.
Mike B.

 

[charlief1]

I think in this case it would be more like this.

 

[TurboTGuy]

Nobody escapes the "dutch oven".....nobody......

 

[TurboTGuy]

Wait until you get old, every fart turns out to be a poop quite by accident, and you don't know it till it starts getting real warm down there. Now you know why old people lean to 1 side when they cut loose. They don't want to soil both cheeks at the same time.

After 35, ya just can't trust a fart.......

 

[Gary Wells]

Oh-oh, I'm feeling all warm & moist down there and it's not even 6:00 A.M. yet.
I wonder if this is where the expression "She / he has a stick up her / his butt came from.
I knew a guy in high school that used to light his farts, and 1 day he basically singed all of his hair off down there.
Now that would be a funny strange feeling. Sort of like "no more dingleberries".

 

[dr_frankenstein]

I dont thinks there is much to say........... im not a cool kid so I dont see much action in this here section anyhows........

 

[Gary Wells]

I dont thinks there is much to say........... im not a cool kid so I dont see much action in this here section anyhows........

Don't be so hard on yourself, you will get us all depressed.

 

[dr_frankenstein]

Don't be so hard on yourself, you will get us all depressed.

LMAO......... well I guess I can skip the viagra eh?

 

[Gary Wells]

Viagra's good for a youngster like yourself, it will keep you young forever.
Once you are old, it really won't bring you back.