Try not to take it too personal I've owned 5 Corvettes over the years so I guess that may make me a Corvette owner too? I'm glad you got as chuckle when you read it because I had to chuckle when I wrote it.
Didn't figure I'd hit a nerve on the GN forum.
I ran a GM dealership for 9 years and had an opportunity to go to a factory event when the C6 came out. We got to race them around a track and go like hell in a straight line etc. My point being if you manage to get the Vette out of control going in a straight line you've achieved something as long as the traction control is on. Vipers back in the day were not so forgiving hence my comment.
Now a days I think all these newer vehicles have advanced systems to help maintain control.
I read on another forum that it was misting or light snow where this Hellcat crashed? That forum member lived in that area.