Ooh story time I got one you'll appreciate, or not.. Summer 91 I was 17 drinking with about 10 buddys at a house party in bellingham ma. At some point we had the epic idea of walking across town with the rest of our beers to the maple gate country club and hot wire about 10 golf carts, this was the Eve of there grand opening, picture 10 golf carts driving down the fairways by drunk 17 year olds at 2am with warm Budweiser in the cup holders.. It turned into demolition derby on the greens ripped em all up crashed a bunch of em nose 1st into the bunkers.. made it out of there by sunrise but people talked n we got bagged eventually going to court and each of us sentenced to pay restitution which played out in my senior year.. Somehow as class rank 135 out of 150 I got a $500 scholarship to a tech college from a speed shop (blue magic) I thumbed to their place and asked them to make the check out to me personally so I could by books n supplies lol.. Well I had to use it to pay my restitution.. Hilarious part was at some point one of us took a dump on tbe course and used his underwear as tp then threw em on the deck of the club house.. In court the golf super said your honor as bad as it was to show up and find my course destroyed on the morning of our grand opening the worst thing about it was finding soiled underwear on my deck.. Not 1 regret