A little boy sits on Santa's lap. Santa says, "I bet I know what you want for Christmas," and with his finger he taps the boy's nose with every letter and spells "T-O-Y-S."
The little boy thinks for a second and says, "No, I have enough toys."
Santa tries once again, tapping the boy's nose with every letter, "C-A-N-D-Y."
Again the little boy thinks for a second and says, "No, I have all kinds of candy."
"Well, what would you like for Christmas?" Santa asks.
The little boy replies, tapping Santa on the nose, "P-*-S-S-Y, and don't tell me you don't have any because I can smell it on your finger!"
The little boy thinks for a second and says, "No, I have enough toys."
Santa tries once again, tapping the boy's nose with every letter, "C-A-N-D-Y."
Again the little boy thinks for a second and says, "No, I have all kinds of candy."
"Well, what would you like for Christmas?" Santa asks.
The little boy replies, tapping Santa on the nose, "P-*-S-S-Y, and don't tell me you don't have any because I can smell it on your finger!"
