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i was leaving a shopping mall and forgot where i parked my car :eek: , i walked around the parking lot pressing the alarm button on the remote with my hand up in the air and finally the alarm goes off. i think i got a case of C R S : "cant remember sh!t" :D
 
Yep!!

I had a terrible senior moment yesterday but I can't seem to remember what it was. :eek:

@ my age, everything is a "senior moment"..:D
It's aggravated by other maladies, such as:
CRS...
Pree.. All the iron in your blood turns to lead in your a$$.
CSS.. can't see $hit.

It also causes tardiness, as you forget where you are going, what you are going there for, and when you should be there.....:eek:
 
Senior moments

I woke up one morning rolled over towards my wife and said, I love you Rebecca.Unfortunatlly my wifes name is Angela. Wow talk about pissed off. I just told her I was waking up from a dream. And she believed me.(SUCKER)You see, not all people who went to Yale are smart. Rebecca was an ex girlfriend.
 
I went to our local hardware store the other day with 2 bolts in my hand that I needed to buy 2 more of. I went to the bolt section and I am standing there holding the bolts in my hand looking at bolts and couldn't remember why I was there!!!!!!
 
Done this a few times. I get up off the couch, walk past the hallway and into the kitchen. Open the fridge door and look in. Stand there for a moment thinking what did I need out of the fridge. Then it hits me, I got up to go pee. Shut the fridge door and head for the bathroom.

Yesterday I was running late for work, and spent about a minute looking for my sunglasses. Finally said screw it, walked out the front door, locked it, grabbed my sunglasses off my shirt collar and put them on. Took me a second to realize that I found my sunglasses, that I had them hanging around my neck the whole time, and that i instinctively put them on when just a second before I didn't know where they were. I do not remember hanging them on my collar.
 
My sister sent me this....sad but true..

AAADD
KNOW THE SYMPTOMS.....PLEASE READ!

Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder.
Somehow I feel better, even though I have it!!

Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. -
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

This is how it manifests:

I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.

As I start toward the garage,
I notice mail on the porch table that
I brought up from the mail box earlier.

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys on the table,
put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table,
and notice that the can is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back
on the table and take out the garbage first.

But then I think,
since I'm going to be near the mailbox
when I take out the garbage anyway,
I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my check book off the table,
and see that there is only one check left.

My extra checks are in my desk in the study,
so I go inside the house to my desk where
I find the can of Pepsi I'd been drinking.

I'm going to look for my checks,
but first I need to push the Pepsi aside
so that I don't accidentally knock it over.

The Pepsi is getting warm,
and I decide to put it in the refriger ator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi,
a vase of flowers on the counter
catches my eye--they need water.

I put the Pepsi on the counter and
discover my reading glasses that
I've been searching for all morning.

I decide I better put them back on my desk,
but first I'm going to water the flowers.

I set the glasses back down on the counter,
fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote.
Someone left it on the kitchen table.

I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV,
I'll be looking for the remote,
but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table,
so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs,
but first I'll water the flowers.

I pour some water in the flowers,
but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.

So, I set the remote back on the table,
get some towels and wipe up the spill.

Then, I head down the hall trying to
remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day:
the car isn't washed
the bills aren't paid
there is a warm can of Pepsi sitting on the counter
the flowers don't have enough water,
there is still only 1 check in my check book,
I can't find the remote,
I can't find my glasses,
and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.


Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,
I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day,
and I'm really tired.

I realize this is a serious problem,
and I'll try to get some help for it,
but first I'll check my e-mail....







Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!!
 
PRONTO HAS SENIOR MOMENTS ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!! :p
That's mostly from sleep deprivation.:biggrin:
My Mom's mind is going mushy and your Mom is already there. There's our future.:eek: :eek:
 
I think most senior moments are because we are preoccupied and do things on autopilot.

Fortunately, I have so many they are normal life now.

Mikey
 
Anyone try to open the door to their house with the car remote? Tried that one today. Damn it doesn't work.:redface:
 
Anyone try to open the door to their house with the car remote? Tried that one today. Damn it doesn't work.:redface:

Reminds me of an old stand up comedian joke.

"The other day I accidentally used my car key to unlock the house....

And it started....

So I took it for a spin around the block....

Officer pulled me over and said, where do you live?...

I turned my head and said right here officer"....
 
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