Skunk ape sighting in Kissimmee Fl

[Junior Samples]

My woman was driving down Boggycreek in Kissimmee last night about 10:30 pm when something big walked out onto the road, freaked at her headlights, turned and ran just missing getting hit by her car.

Of course it s well known that in Fl there alot of wild primates on the loose so its only speculation as to what she saw but she said it was big and creepy and scared the crap out of her, She had never heard of any bigfeet down there and just said it looked like a giant chimp walking and hunched over, and once it was gone she said her car smelled bad, kinda like sulpher er somthin.

She has had a couple of years working with primates and cats at a local zoo so she is familier with how they act and said that whatever this was...it didnt act like anything she ever seen.

Ok so much for my strange tale, let the jokes commence. :redface:

 

[87natl]

OK, hold up. I live on Bogy Creek Rd in kKissimee.........WTF are you talking about???

 

[Junior Samples]

LOL yeah lastnight, Boggycreek and 417 i think..isnt 417 the road that ends att boggycreek with gas station on one side and fruitstand on other?

 

[87natl]

If you take the Boggy Creek exit off the 417 Toll road, then it comes down to a 3 way intersection with a gas station and fruit stand. I've lived off Boggy Creek for 3 years now, and have YET to see a Sasquatch, LOL! A few skunks and armadillos, tho.

Picturephone???????????

 

[Junior Samples]

yup just past that intersection, opp of 417, I know the area well, ya take that road down to buenaventura, make right down to landstar, we got place near there, shes due back this week but im plannin on moving down...although i dont speak the language and its jam packed with people...i had hard time with this past winter here in Mich

 

[GNBRETT]

Hey you never know? Stanger things have happen....

There is a possibility we could have Bill Clinton's wife the Commander in Chief of our military Now that's scarier then any primate crossing the road....

 

[87natl]

mcasteel, I dunno, are you sure you can handle all the bigfeets running around down here? LOL!!

Hmmmm, we do have our fair share of deep woods rednecks around this area, perhaps she saw Jeb?

 

[sonseeker]

Nahhh, that was Jethro going out for a midnite snack.

 

[turbofish38]

Kissimmee? You sure it wasn't a Mexican taking a bath in the ditch water?

What a coinsidence. My wife used to work with primates and big cats too. Now the place she used to work at had all types of stories about monkeys that escaped from movie sets or just escaped when hurricane Andrew rolled through in 92. I can't even think of some of the species they had captured over the years. Anyway one was Gibbon like and if you stretched him out he was almost 7 feet tall. They said they found him wounded in an orange grove. Now I live out in the boonies in West Volusia county. After the sun goes down and the air is quiet I hear monkeys out in the trees across the road. Along with the gators and wild boars rutting like weasels. I had a hard time convincing the wife that those are monkees. Naw she said. It's just some redneck playing Last Train To Clarksville on the radio.:biggrin:

You know I think it's against the law to feed Chili to apes. BTW according to my smart a$$ wife monkeys have tails and apes dont.

 

[batmansbuick]

After the sun goes down and the air is quiet I hear monkeys out in the trees across the road.

Not sure what is more disturbing, skunk ape sighting or Eric's Planet of the Apes :smile:

 

[Junior Samples]

lol that was funny...On a still night down there I can hear the Walmart pa system calling out somthing like this.....cinco mucha ona banco de popular burrito

 

[ChavoLC2]

Su' madre

Este pinche gringo no sa've notha no mas un pendejo! Si' tene' un burrote grandote para ti. This is what the Mexicanos say to one another after hearing some white boy tries to be funny and speak spanish.

 

[Junior Samples]

Este pinche gringo no sa've notha no mas un pendejo! Si' tene' un burrote grandote para ti. This is what the Mexicanos say to one another after hearing some white boy tries to be funny and speak spanish.

LOL Foreign kitchen boy?!...I speak and understand some, But IM Native American and your all on my land!:biggrin:

including you skunk monkey or bigfeet

 

[ChavoLC2]

2112

LOL Foreign kitchen boy?!...I speak and understand some, But IM Native American and your all on my land!:biggrin:

including you skunk monkey or bigfeet

Man I was just yankin your chain no harm met and your right about the land. What tribe you from Lakota? as they were known as great warriors..What I always thought was poetic justice was I had a girl friend who was pure Cherokee(from Oklahoma) and as you know they were moved there by the white man from the Carolinas and such and moved to Oklahoma. Well wouldn't you know it they put em' on a Res. .that sits over the highest producing gas and oil resevoir in the lower 48 called the Anadarko Basin. Almost moved to the Anadarko(Sayre,Okl.) to finish off a deephole(4 mile deep) natural gas-well, but transferred to Alaskan division instead for Rowan Drilling, worked derricks on the largest land rig in the US at the time humpin some big iron 120 foot off the ground not sloppin beans into a burrito at the local Taco Bell.

Myself I have a lil Indio blood in me i.e Apache(Mescalaro)mostly span-glish was called Caballo Loco aka Crazy Horse(one of the greatest Chiefs/generals IMO), my wife is 1/8 Chippawa/Ojibawa (Red Lake clan)mostly german./irish Our kids are what I'd like to call Coyote instead of mongrel .

Better cut this short I got to go look for my green card...Peace

 

[turbofabricator]

OK, hold up. I live on Bogy Creek Rd in kKissimee.........WTF are you talking about???

Are YOU the LEGEND of Bogy Creek?

I saw that movie at the theater. Scared the crap outta me. I was a kid, though. I should watch that again. The scene were the guys is sitting on the crapper, and the "thing" sticks it's hand through the window causing the blind to go Flap, Flap, Flap......

 

[Junior Samples]

Man I was just yankin your chain no harm met

LOL I knew ya were.

I was at the drive in and seen the legend of boggycreek, i was about 6 or 7 maybe and remember the crapper seen well, freaked me out for yrs everytime i had to sit on a toilet with a window overhead...lol

 

[87natl]

Hablas mucho pero dices NADA!

Legend of Boggy Creek........hmmmmmm, seems I vaguely remember that. I'll have to look it up if I can even find it.

But no, I'm not the Legend, my car is the Legend around here.

 

[Renthorin]

I have the Legend of Boggy Creek on DVD

It is cheesy production as they didn't have much tech back then but it is entertaining.

I have never seen a skunk ape as I live in MI but have seen something 7' and hairy in the woods on more than one occasion.

I don't tell too many people as I get the "yeah right" look but there it is.

 

[Junior Samples]

I have the Legend of Boggy Creek on DVD

It is cheesy production as they didn't have much tech back then but it is entertaining.

I have never seen a skunk ape as I live in MI but have seen something 7' and hairy in the woods on more than one occasion.

I don't tell too many people as I get the "yeah right" look but there it is.

Ren thats Wild eye'd Willie
Remember the bigfoot sightings up in Mio back in the late 80's?

 

[Renthorin]

I do recall hearing about them. There has been one more since then, a friend of mine had a 1am visit outside his tent by something that had been screaming at him from the woods for a few hours prior.

He heard it walking around an in the morning found a 17" barefoot track in the dirt next to his tent

We camp there often now and have had some interesting occurrences.

I mean, you know, not that BF exists or anything..... ;-)