Spam e-mail. How can we have some fun with this one?.......

[Geoff87]

I received this e-mail today:

Dear Sir:
My Name is COLE KROSS, I am serving in Iraq,I will disclose/proof of my identity to you when it is safe to do so.
I have to urgently evacuate some money, totaling US$22,700,000(Twenty-Two Million,Seven Hundred Thousand US Dollars) clean legal notes,and all in
US$100 bills out of here to a safe country having found a secure way to do so.
SOURCE OF MONEY:
Some money in various currencies were discovered concealed in barrels with piles of weapons and ammunitions at a location near one of Saddam?s old
palaces during a rescue operation several months ago,and it was agreed by the few of us present that the money be shared amongst us, this was an illegal thing to do though, but I tell you what? no compensation can make up for the risks we are taking with our lives in this hell hole.
The above figure was given to me as my share, and for several reasons,concealing this volume of cash here has been a big problem/source of distraction to me,I however found a temporary solution with the help of a
UN contact working here, whose office enjoys some immunity, and was able to get the package to a safe location entirely out of trouble spot, where they
have been for the past 8 months.
She does not know the real contents of the packages,and must not know,but believes that they belong to an Asian American who died in an air
raid, and before giving up, trusted me to hand them over to his business associate in Europe.
I have now found a secure way of getting the packageout of Iraq, and request for your assistance to work with me to complete this. I am ready to give you
US$4M for the role you will play in this, but should you have reasons to reject this offer, please destroy this mail as any leakage will be too bad for us.
I will continue with more details as soon as you let me know your position.But we have to take this up as soon as possible for reasons I will explain when I
hear from you.Respond to me on email address(colekross@yahoo.com).
Please respond to my email as soon as possible.
Sincerely,
COLE KROSS
email:colekross2005@yahoo.com

 

[Shane]

Man, why don't I ever get one of these emails? I say tow him along like the rest of the reverse scam sites. Let's see if we can get him to send us a picture of him holding a sign that says "TurboBuick.com The World Wide Web Under Boost".

 

[Jerryl]

Maybe I can give them my ex's banking info so they can deposit the money for her and get her off my payrol?

 

[Pablo]

Man, why don't I ever get one of these emails? I say tow him along like the rest of the reverse scam sites. Let's see if we can get him to send us a picture of him holding a sign that says "TurboBuick.com The World Wide Web Under Boost".

Haha this would be classic... i think the key is to sound old and a little senile so their mouth waters. Tell them about how you love how "you youngsters" are doing a great job and back in your day, wwII you woulda done the same.. something like that. Mention that you live alone and only off of social security cheques...

You have to string him along a good bit before we can get him to hold up a sign like that lol

 

[DCEPTCN]

Forward that to reversescam.com

 

[wagon]

You idiot. Do you realize what you've done? He specifically said if you did not want to do it, then destroy the email. Can you imagine how much trouble he is going to be in?




Yeah, string him along.