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machinegun

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86' BUICK GRAND NATIONAL

ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
*Still Married..after throwing a rod during the first race of the first day of the Buick Nationals
*Still Married..after ordering wrong axles thus delaying progress on Buick
*Still Married..after dropping item on hood of car causing unsightly dent
*Still Married..after installing loud CD player in Buick thus dampering the ear deafening whistle of the turbo
*Still Married..after mowing down a large red truck on I-77 destroying her beautiful, virgin body
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST.......................
*Still Married..AFTER loving his car more than his wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


From my wife
 
:( Was she yelling this while you were carrying a pillow and blanket out to the garage???????:( j/k :D

Tarey D.:cool:
 
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