machinegun
Active Member
- Joined
- May 25, 2001
86' BUICK GRAND NATIONAL
ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
*Still Married..after throwing a rod during the first race of the first day of the Buick Nationals
*Still Married..after ordering wrong axles thus delaying progress on Buick
*Still Married..after dropping item on hood of car causing unsightly dent
*Still Married..after installing loud CD player in Buick thus dampering the ear deafening whistle of the turbo
*Still Married..after mowing down a large red truck on I-77 destroying her beautiful, virgin body
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST.......................
*Still Married..AFTER loving his car more than his wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From my wife
ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
*Still Married..after throwing a rod during the first race of the first day of the Buick Nationals
*Still Married..after ordering wrong axles thus delaying progress on Buick
*Still Married..after dropping item on hood of car causing unsightly dent
*Still Married..after installing loud CD player in Buick thus dampering the ear deafening whistle of the turbo
*Still Married..after mowing down a large red truck on I-77 destroying her beautiful, virgin body
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST.......................
*Still Married..AFTER loving his car more than his wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From my wife