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Can't wait for the 2014 vintage bathtub wine Chateau de Pepe Le Pew
 
I almost said Chateau de Pepe but didn't want to get Ty all excited
 
you guys have all the luck, I was sitting here at the computer last night, (about 9 pm) when I head something bumping the house,
couple more times, and I went out to see what was going on, walked out the front door and 5 ft away was big ole
Bull..... I mean 1500 lbs worth.
obviously I went right back in the house, grabbed a .45 and went out side door (behind a 4 ft fence)
there were 8-10 cows munching on the trees and plants, AND........... the bull.
so I fired off couple rounds in the air, the cows took off running,
the bull...........well he looked at me (like you just scared off my evening entertainment!)
and slowly walked away.
this am, I looked at the damage, LOTS of cow poop, and few less plants, and scrape marks on the side of the house.
the area around me is "open range" and if you want to keep them off your property , you have to fence it.
here's a pic of last time they visited. last pic is when I ask the cow if they wanted to go to a BBQ
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were saving up for a double wide now.
this travel trailer moves when the cows get "frisky"

actually there were scratches in the stucco from the cow horns.
maybe I'll put up "FREE BBQ" signs around the edge of the property.
we have 7 ac, so will need alot of signs.
 
Looks like free range dinner. ..

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you guys have all the luck, I was sitting here at the computer last night, (about 9 pm) when I head something bumping the house,
couple more times, and I went out to see what was going on, walked out the front door and 5 ft away was big ole
Bull..... I mean 1500 lbs worth.
obviously I went right back in the house, grabbed a .45 and went out side door (behind a 4 ft fence)
there were 8-10 cows munching on the trees and plants, AND........... the bull.
so I fired off couple rounds in the air, the cows took off running,
the bull...........well he looked at me (like you just scared off my evening entertainment!)
and slowly walked away.
this am, I looked at the damage, LOTS of cow poop, and few less plants, and scrape marks on the side of the house.
the area around me is "open range" and if you want to keep them off your property , you have to fence it.
here's a pic of last time they visited. last pic is when I ask the cow if they wanted to go to a BBQView attachment 213225View attachment 213226


not to sound stupid but what are the laws on this stuff? lets say this bull broke in your sliding glass door and destroyed your house is the owner of the bull responsible? if the bull destroyed your car parked in the driveway are you allowed to shoot it? we dont really have these issues in CT. just curious.
 
hey charlie did that skunk end up on the smoker with some special seasonings? i still cant find the soul seasonings around here yet.
 
hey charlie did that skunk end up on the smoker with some special seasonings? i still cant find the soul seasonings around here yet.
While my cooking at times has been called skunky I wouldn't attempt to cook a real one. The wine will have a bouquet that tickles the nose a little more than usual.:ROFLMAO:
 
not to sound stupid but what are the laws on this stuff? lets say this bull broke in your sliding glass door and destroyed your house is the owner of the bull responsible? if the bull destroyed your car parked in the driveway are you allowed to shoot it? we dont really have these issues in CT. just curious.

there are odd laws covering cattle in AZ.
they (cattle) have the right away, if you run into one with your car, you bought it.
but...... if they do damage to your property, the cattle owner is liable, only if you has the area fenced off ,
and the cattle broke thru. if they broke thru my patio door It WOULD be BBQ time!
 
While my cooking at times has been called skunky I wouldn't attempt to cook a real one. The wine will have a bouquet that tickles the nose a little more than usual.:ROFLMAO:

I can see it now.:rolleyes:
Sir Charles Estate 2014 Rodent Red Reserve.
An extremely aromatic Merlot with a gunpowder/ lead finish.
 
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