Top 10 TB.com Quotes for 2010!

[Jerryl]

Thought it would be fun to come up with the annual Top 10 TB.com Quotes Of The Year!
So, what is your top quote for 2010 on this board?
These can be funny, intelligent or smart, and MUST be posted on this board.
I will go first :tongue:. Keep them short please!

Thread: http://www.turbobuick.com/forums/engine-tech/336992-made-india.html

not all parts store motor mounts are made in India- some are made in Pakistan. it's up to you to choose if you'd rather have Hindu or Muslim motor mounts on your car..

Thread: http://www.turbobuick.com/forums/feedback/318731-bison-damn-you.html

I try not to hold grudges. If i stayed angry with everyone who pissed me off id eventually be pissed off at the whole population.

 

[notacarlo]

By our very own Ty (JOHNDEEREGN) on dating....

:biggrin:

I met a girl in the park the other evening.

There was an instant spark between us and she immediately dropped to her knees and laid on the grass at my feet.

As we lay making love, I thought ''These taser guns are well worth the money.''

 

[JOHNDEEREGN]

Heres one--

http://www.turbobuick.com/forums/2475616-post13.html

 

[JOHNDEEREGN]

Another :biggrin:

http://www.turbobuick.com/forums/2476450-post16.html

 

[Sal 87WE2]

Just wanted to let you guys know.... That Mr. Black Flag had the unfortunate draw of getting me on the first round.....Shortly after that he was parked as I walked through the field to take the money.:biggrin:

Quoted from here: http://www.turbobuick.com/forums/tu...oard-racers-black-flag-has-been-measured.html

 

[mat231v6]

sorry 83turbo but this one has to go up here. it almost beats everyone!
http://www.turbobuick.com/forums/2460143-post1.html
http://www.turbobuick.com/forums/be...4-blowby-fix-how-who-told-me.html#post2460143

 

[notacarlo]

sorry 83turbo but this one has to go up here. it almost beats everyone!
http://www.turbobuick.com/forums/2460143-post1.html
http://www.turbobuick.com/forums/be...4-blowby-fix-how-who-told-me.html#post2460143

Wow....I can't believe I missed that one. Yeah.....winner winner Chicken Dinner.

You can stop the thread now.

 

[hungerbuhler1]

sorry 83turbo but this one has to go up here. it almost beats everyone!
http://www.turbobuick.com/forums/2460143-post1.html
http://www.turbobuick.com/forums/be...4-blowby-fix-how-who-told-me.html#post2460143

LMAO that was a good one!

 

[BadAssGN]

I use this one a lot

Procrastonation is a lot like masterbating in the end you just screwed yourself!!

 

[notacarlo]

Quoted from here: http://www.turbobuick.com/forums/tu...oard-racers-black-flag-has-been-measured.html

I like this one from Mr. Wells. (from same thread)

Losers generally apologize to cover their shame, winners rarely have anything to apologize for.

 

[JOHNDEEREGN]

Dan plays pretty nice here but I could import a few quotes from t6p :biggrin:

 

[83turbomon]

sorry 83turbo but this one has to go up here. it almost beats everyone!
http://www.turbobuick.com/forums/2460143-post1.html
http://www.turbobuick.com/forums/be...4-blowby-fix-how-who-told-me.html#post2460143

wow, how long ago was that... and i still havent told anyone who tolde me to do that... i just yanked all of that sh*t out for replacement.

 

[notacarlo]

Dan plays pretty nice here but I could import a few quotes from t6p :biggrin:

I dare you. :biggrin:

 

[JOHNDEEREGN]

I dare you. :biggrin:

Here is a small sample :biggrin:

t6p.com - Turbo Buick Regal Resource - View Single Post - HELLO is this thing on.

 

[JOHNDEEREGN]

t6p.com - Turbo Buick Regal Resource - View Single Post - Activities to do...to scratch off the ol' man card.

 

[JOHNDEEREGN]

t6p.com - Turbo Buick Regal Resource - View Single Post - What foods do you like that other people will think is terrible?