Ty meets a Ventrilquist

[aminga]

A Ventriloquist meets Ty herding sheep in the midwest hills .

Ventriloquist: "Nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"

Ty: "Dog no talk."

Ventriloquist: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doin' all right."

Ty: (Look of shock!)

Ventriloquist: "Is this Ty your owner?" (Pointing at Ty) Dog: "Yep."

Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."

Ty: (Look of total disbelief)

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Ty: "Horse no talk."

Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool."

Ty: (Extreme look of shock!)

Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to Ty) Horse: "Yep."

Ventriloquist: " How's he treat you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me , brushes me down often, and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather."

Ty: (Look of total amazement)

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Ty: "Sheep lie."

 

[charlief1]

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