What are buying the wife for Christmas?

[rmar]

some day i wish to find a guy who would buy me car parts,turbo six undies and give me a climax for christmas your women are really lucky

I would say you are about to get some volunteers.......:biggrin:

 

[aminga]

 

[jhanson1750]

We are doing a single "big" present from both of us to both of us. She wants to look at a new BIG roll-a-way tool box for "our" garage! I have got to say that my wife is the absolute best in the world. I can just hope that the rest of you have it half as good as I do. But this is the woman that went to the machine shop and picked up my block, crank, rods, pistons, pins, rings and gasket set up for me when I was layed up sick as a dog at home so that I would'nt have to worry about it. When you have it good there is nothing like it!!!

 

[dragonational]

I am getting the wife's escape fixed since she let her sister drive it with a jacked #6 coil pack and then it started "smoking" .....yet i am still not able to fix the hole in my rad.

 

[klrv6]

If all goes well, she may be getting that 3000+ sqft house with an oversized three car garage and a detached eight car with a lift.

 

[turbo nasty]

Tiffany Earrings, Ed hardy perfume, a FX35

 

[Underboost]

Tiffany Earrings, Ed hardy perfume, a FX35

Thanks to Ed Hardy I recognize morons right away

 

[buickruss]

The big sales dont start until Christmas eve

 

[faster]

Year after year after year it's the same thing, twenty years now she says "I really don't need anything for Christmas", arrrrrghhhhhhhhhh!

If I could change one thing it would be that.

Year after year after year she won't give me a clue!

I'm thinking if I bring home another car as a gift for her she won't let me ever decide on my own, hhhmmmmmm!

Mikey

 

[TURBOPOWERED68]

Year after year after year it's the same thing, twenty years now she says "I really don't need anything for Christmas", arrrrrghhhhhhhhhh!

If I could change one thing it would be that.

Year after year after year she won't give me a clue!

I'm thinking if I bring home another car as a gift for her she won't let me ever decide on my own, hhhmmmmmm!

Mikey

That could be a good thing or a very bad thing.
BTW I WISH I got the "I really don't need anything for Christmas" line

Mine’s has a wish list on my computer.

 

[turbo nasty]

Year after year after year it's the same thing, twenty years now she says "I really don't need anything for Christmas", arrrrrghhhhhhhhhh!

If I could change one thing it would be that.

Year after year after year she won't give me a clue!

I'm thinking if I bring home another car as a gift for her she won't let me ever decide on my own, hhhmmmmmm!

Mikey

When we didnt have as many years unde rthe belt I remember she said (Mothers day) ahhh just save teh money really I dont need/want anything. So I didnt get her anything....ARRRRGGG wrong...tears flow and pissed off wife was in full effect.
From that point on I know that "I dont need/want anything." means......Get me something...LOL

 

[usetaboost]

some day i wish to find a guy who would buy me car parts,turbo six undies and give me a climax for christmas your women are really lucky

Wait a minute, there's women out there that WANT to have sex? I really have been missing out

The only time I would ever hear MY wife say all that in one sentence is if I was on a hard acid trip with a side of shrooms. Giving out the "O" face, I can't even negotiate that on my birthday, let alone christmas

Flaws aside, she's been buggin the F&#* out of me for a laptop so we can talk to eachother from across the room. She doesn't like it when I text her about christmas climaxes so I'll have to IM her or something from now on:biggrin: This has turned out to be an expensive joke, but well worth it Can't wait til she gets the first message on facebook. Then when she gets sick of the laptop I get to use it in the Buick, LOL

 

[usetaboost]

I'm thinking a pearl necklace sounds like a good gift!

Yeah I tried that one too. I told her it was of good quality and if she's good I might even be able to get one for the daytime AND even nightwear!

She said she would rather take the debit card and get one herself

 

[tntdiablo]

I offered to get a nice new treadmill, Can I just say wrong choice in words..
Then I said well **** I got you the gym membership for valentines & you dont use it so I was going to try & bring the gym to you..

Man I tell you guys since I helped her open a daycare " Lets just say I dont know who's eatin the snacks her or the kids "

I hope she never see's this post... :biggrin:

lmao

 

[Turbo Indian]

my goal in life to always to do something special for my great wife for Christmas. this year I took her home to see her mama. she has not seen her in about 4 years, & has not spent Christmas with her in 20 years. so I took her to Lake George NY to see her mama. I think I really screwed up. I am freezing my testicals off!!! but as long as she is happy that is all that matters.
and to think if we were home I would be loading the car up to go to the track, but NO I am sitting in a motel room & it is freezing rain out right now.

 

[88ZNX]

got mine a Walther P22 plinker pistol

 

[TURBOPOWERED68]

0this year i am getting her
1-A new engine for my car
2-A new engine for "her"(cough, cough) car
3-A new living room TV
4-A perfume (i am picking it)
5-A hair styling thing .

 

[Little6pack]

Lets see I got GODZILLA a couple of gifts.

2 are gag gifts & 2 are real gifts

Gag gift #1 is a con air in-tub double jet jacuzzi. LOL It was brand new in box at yard sale.
She is always moaning & hissing about us buying a real jacuzziThat should go over like a lead balloon.

Gag gift #2 is a MILLION dollar bill! Knowing full well she will never see it. :tongue:

Real gift #1 A day at the spa cirtificate
Real gift #2 Perfume

I am such a cheapazz :biggrin:

 

[Turbo RX-6]

Flaws aside, she's been buggin the F&#* out of me for a laptop so we can talk to eachother from across the room. She doesn't like it when I text her about christmas climaxes so I'll have to IM her or something from now on:biggrin: This has turned out to be an expensive joke, but well worth it Can't wait til she gets the first message on facebook. Then when she gets sick of the laptop I get to use it in the Buick, LOL

Thats funny stuff

 

[GNXwannabe]

This is what she got. Along with a few other things.




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