Why is it?

[Junior Samples]

Why is it when your wife becomes pregnant, all her female friends rub her tummy and say “congratulations.”

But none of them rub your penis and say “well done”

 

[Ms. FastNasty]

Because pregnant women are hormonal and it wouldn't go over very well with the wife. Besides, not like it did much work...it just spit.

 

[Dwayne]

It's kinda like when older women chase after younger men, they are called a cougar.........but........if an older man chases after a younger girl, they are called a pervert !

 

[WeAreVenom]

Because pregnant women are hormonal and it wouldn't go over very well with the wife. Besides, not like it did much work...it just spit.

And they just laid there.

 

[Ms. FastNasty]

It's kinda like when older women chase after younger men, they are called a cougar.........but........if an older man chases after a younger girl, they are called a pervert !

See...I've never seen anything wrong with dating an older guy. I think the whole perverted title comes when you conduct yourself in such a manner, not purely because of your age. Heck, my dad would kill me if he knew how old some of the guys I dated were when I was younger! lol

 

[Junior Samples]

Alright enough with the debate allready..LOL its just a joke..i just pass em along

 

[datant69]

good one

Why is it when your wife becomes pregnant, all her female friends rub her tummy and say “congratulations.”

But none of them rub your penis and say “well done”

again a line of guys rubbing my nutz isn't something i really would be interested in that's if it the shoe was on the other foot. as for mrs fastnasty, most of the time i'm the one doing alot of the work. not saying i haven't had my share of women that don't mind working but seems like alot of the work is on us. you women just get to carry the load for 9 months.

 

[Ms. FastNasty]

again a line of guys rubbing my nutz isn't something i really would be interested in that's if it the shoe was on the other foot. as for mrs fastnasty, most of the time i'm the one doing alot of the work. not saying i haven't had my share of women that don't mind working but seems like alot of the work is on us. you women just get to carry the load for 9 months.

You make it sound like carrying the load for 9 months is such an easy task. From someone who has done it twice...I can personally say, that my husband would likely whine like a little girl that entire 9 months if the shoe were on the other foot. Won't go into who does or doesn't do the work in the house though...lol...TMI for this board. :biggrin:

 

[LOT]

Hey !!!

Because pregnant women are hormonal and it wouldn't go over very well with the wife. Besides, not like it did much work...it just spit.

You shameless hussy !!! I was begining to worry about you. Hadn't heard from you. Big D said you moved.

 

[Junior Samples]

again a line of guys rubbing my nutz isn't something i really would be interested in

UM, I think thats what the joke was implying, meaning the women grab ya and say good job...lol not the guys from work.

just glad the shoe aint on the other foot


Note to self: No more pregnant jokes, too much debate for little humor.

 

[Ms. FastNasty]

You shameless hussy !!! I was begining to worry about you. Hadn't heard from you. Big D said you moved.

If I didn't know you, I would take offense to that...lol Good to hear from you old man!

 

[charlief1]

Where you been hiding girl. Still need the part for the blower motor?

 

[datant69]

mrs fastnasty

your a dream girl for sure, i know i shouldn't knock 9 months of pain and stuff but your a dream girl for me because you rock a TB. we all have our own opinions about this and with that being said nothing is sexier then a pregnant woman because she glows. on the plus side you cannot knock her up again. your guy is lucky to have a woman who admires a TB and if you were my wife i'd be worried if she took my car to work as i normally take my 95 isuzu pickup.

 

[Ms. FastNasty]

your a dream girl for sure, i know i shouldn't knock 9 months of pain and stuff but your a dream girl for me because you rock a TB. we all have our own opinions about this and with that being said nothing is sexier then a pregnant woman because she glows. on the plus side you cannot knock her up again. your guy is lucky to have a woman who admires a TB and if you were my wife i'd be worried if she took my car to work as i normally take my 95 isuzu pickup.

Awwww...thanks!!! :redface:
Kyle and I try our best to show interest in the things either of us enjoy doing. I hate arguing, and hate nagging even more...so I try to stay away from those. As long as he keeps his distance from my TB we're good...lol...kidding...but really, he's got his own car to play with.

 

[Ms. FastNasty]

Where you been hiding girl. Still need the part for the blower motor?

PM sent Mr. Man.

 

[charlief1]

LOL PM replied girl. You in trouble now. LOL

 

[datant69]

cool

Awwww...thanks!!! :redface:
Kyle and I try our best to show interest in the things either of us enjoy doing. I hate arguing, and hate nagging even more...so I try to stay away from those. As long as he keeps his distance from my TB we're good...lol...kidding...but really, he's got his own car to play with.

my wife refuses to drive my car because there are too many things to remember and it's way too much power for her. besides if she wrecked it, it would be divorce time. my only real beef with my wife is her son wants to drive my car when he comes home for the weekend and i won't let him. she's asked me a few times but i've seen the way he treats his mustang and if anyone is going to rag on my car it's going to be me. besides if someone you let borrow it breaks something, what are the chances they'll come out of pocket to fix it. i like that no fighting stuff, i have that with my woman too, life is too short to fight, argue and my father taught me to never hit a woman. i've been real close a few times but i just can't, a guy now that's another story, i'd probably try and kill the fool.