Wouldn't it be nice if...

[V6DVette]

..The parts you ordered... that promised a 1/10 or three... actually did?

..The parts you ordered... came with a lifetime guarantee?

..The parts you ordered... came with free delivery?

..The parts you ordered... came on time?

..The parts you ordered... came with a 25% discount just because you had a Buick?

..It didn't snow here anymore?

..It didn't get so cold here anymore?

.. You wanted to "do" someone... you could?

..Anyone that said something you didn't agree with or like... you could just "delete" ?

Wouldn't that just be soooo nice????


Can you add anything else that would be "nice"?



I'm never gonna finish this car!

 

[DCEPTCN]

I was just talking about this a minute ago so...

Wouldn't it be nice if, since I pay a boatload for my satellite TV, I didn't have to watch any damned commercials!! Or how about the fact that I basically have to stick up a liquor store every month to afford the bill but still get nothing but infomercials at night.