28 things only massachusetts folks would understand

Little6pack

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1. The Red Sox World Series win was, and will
always be, one of the greatest moments in your
life.


2. The guy driving in front of you is going 70 mph
and you're swearing at him for going too slow.


3. When ordering a tonic, you mean a Coke.

4. You actually enjoy driving around rotaries.

5. You do not recognize the letter 'R' as a part
of the English language
.


6. You can actually find your way around the
streets of Boston .


7. You keep an ice scraper in your car
year-round.



8. You know how to pronounce the names of towns
like Worcester, Billerica, Gloucester, Peabody and
Haverhill.



9. Paranoia sets in if you aren't within eyeshot
of a Dunkin Donuts.


10. You have driven to New Hampshire on a Sunday
just to buy alcohol.


11. You know how to pronounce Yastrzemski.


12. You order iced coffee in January.


13. You know at least 2 cops in 20 in your town because
they were your high school drinking buddies.


14. You know there are 6 New England states, but
that Connecticut really doesn't count.


15. You give incomprehensible directions to
tourists, feel bad when they drive off, but then
say to yourself, 'Ah, screw them!'



16. You hate the Kennedys, but you vote for them
anyway.



17. You have never actually been to 'Cheers.'


18. You can complete the following: 'Lynn, Lynn,
_______________.



19. You actually know how to merge from six lanes
of traffic down to one without a blinker.


20. You know who Whitey Bulger is.


21. You can drive from the mountains to the ocean
all in one day
.


22. You know that the Mass Pike is some sort of
strange weather dividing line.



23. 2 am? Drunk? It means one thing: Kelly's Roast
Beef! The one on Revere Beach , not the one on
Route 1.



24. You've slammed on your brakes to deter a
tailgater.



25. You know at least three Tony's, one Vinnie and
a Frankie.


26. 20 degrees is downright balmy as long as
there's no wind -- then it gets wicked cold.



27. You know what the Combat Zone is.

28. You'll actually drive 45 minutes to New
Hampshire to save $5 in sales tax.
:rolleyes:
 
30. You drive like a comlete azzhole and think that's normal.:p

I swear, whenever I see a car driving down the highway weaving in and out of traffic cutting people off and tailgating they almost always have a MASS plate.

What I can't understand is Mass Troopers are pretty dam strict and write a lot of tickets. I guess when they get into CT they become Masssholes....:eek:
 
31. You are moving to GA in droves, and swear we are idiots for not knowing how to drive in snow. Ironically you crash because we get ice...not snow. Like the Red Sox, the jokes on you.
 
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1. The Red Sox World Series win was, and will
always be, one of the greatest moments in your
life.
Yes, very satisfying

2. The guy driving in front of you is going 70 mph
and you're swearing at him for going too slow.
That's usually going down the breakdown lane.

3. When ordering a tonic, you mean a Coke.
Never say Soda Pop!

4. You actually enjoy driving around rotaries.
We used to play a game going around and around until others joined in.

5. You do not recognize the letter 'R' as a part
of the English language.
My wife still says "fork" without the R and it sounds like F*ck.


6. You can actually find your way around the
streets of Boston .
It's changing, especially on over by the convention center.


7. You keep an ice scraper in your car
year-round.
Absolutly!


8. You know how to pronounce the names of towns
like Worcester, Billerica, Gloucester, Peabody and
Haverhill.
And Slummerville and AHHlington, our old hometown.


9. Paranoia sets in if you aren't within eyeshot
of a Dunkin Donuts.
Get a few extra napkins for the glovebox while your at it.

10. You have driven to New Hampshire on a Sunday
just to buy alcohol.
At the NH state run liquor store!

11. You know how to pronounce Yastrzemski.
YAZ


12. You order iced coffee in January.
Dairy Queen too.


13. You know at least 2 cops in 20 in your town because
they were your high school drinking buddies.
My inlaw's from Dorchester...

14. You know there are 6 New England states, but
that Connecticut really doesn't count.
Vermont is questionable too.

15. You give incomprehensible directions to
tourists, feel bad when they drive off, but then
say to yourself, 'Ah, screw them!'
Send them to Blue Hills Ave.


16. You hate the Kennedys, but you vote for them
anyway.
All done with that.


17. You have never actually been to 'Cheers.'
Never.


18. You can complete the following: 'Lynn, Lynn,
_______________.
City of Sin.


19. You actually know how to merge from six lanes
of traffic down to one without a blinker.
With a porno mag in your lap.

20. You know who Whitey Bulger is.
But you'll never tell where he is.


21. You can drive from the mountains to the ocean
all in one day.
And hit NED.


22. You know that the Mass Pike is some sort of
strange weather dividing line.
A foot of snow vs. an inch.


23. 2 am? Drunk? It means one thing: Kelly's Roast
Beef! The one on Revere Beach , not the one on
Route 1.
Any time of the year! Don't look up if a sea gull flys by.


24. You've slammed on your brakes to deter a
tailgater.
While in the breakdown lane.


25. You know at least three Tony's, one Vinnie and
a Frankie.
Hey, Don't touch the Pontiac you Mook.

26. 20 degrees is downright balmy as long as
there's no wind -- then it gets wicked cold.
Especially when you're snowblowing.


27. You know what the Combat Zone is.
Not what it used to be.

28. You'll actually drive 45 minutes to New
Hampshire to save $5 in sales tax.
Said screw it and just moved here.
 
Drove my T down thru MASS the other day #1 mistake I made.

High test gas is so FKIN expensive there! $3.05 vs $2.69 in NH

Driving thru the town of WINCHESTER some old MASS fart nearly took out my TT. Pulls out of a side street then does 10mph.

Now I know I left. :rolleyes:
 
Drove my T down thru MASS the other day #1 mistake I made.

High test gas is so FKIN expensive there! $3.05 vs $2.69 in NH

Driving thru the town of WINCHESTER some old MASS fart nearly took out my TT. Pulls out of a side street then does 10mph.

Now I know I left. :rolleyes:

SORRY! I was on my way to the golf course and couldn't find the entrance.:biggrin:
 
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