A sheep joke....for ty

[notacarlo]

I remember the case of the guy in a small town that was arrested for having sex with a goat. He was having trouble finding an attorney. All the good ones charged too much so he was referred to one lawyer who was not much as a lawyer, but knew how to pick a jury in this rural area. The case goes to trial and the lawyer calls his client to take the stand as a witness. He instructs his client to tell the truth no matter what. The guy is in shock, but does as he is told and admits the whole thing. Then to make matters worse the lawyer’s last question was “what did you do with the goat after you had sex with it.” The guy gulps and then says “I made the goat lick me clean.” Right after this, one juror leans over to the others and says, “a good goat will do that.” The other jurors nodded in agreement.

 

[JOHNDEEREGN]

I remember the case of the guy in a small town that was arrested for having sex with a goat. He was having trouble finding an attorney. All the good ones charged too much so he was referred to one lawyer who was not much as a lawyer, but knew how to pick a jury in this rural area. The case goes to trial and the lawyer calls his client to take the stand as a witness. He instructs his client to tell the truth no matter what. The guy is in shock, but does as he is told and admits the whole thing. Then to make matters worse the lawyer’s last question was “what did you do with the goat after you had sex with it.” The guy gulps and then says “I made the goat lick me clean.” Right after this, one juror leans over to the others and says, “a good goat will do that.” The other jurors nodded in agreement.

Damn That was bad, remind me if I ever need a trial to hold it in Texas:biggrin: