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Comedian Jeff Foxworthy compiled a list that helps
> >people determine whether they're from the Pacific
> >Northwest:
> > > 1. You know the state flower (Mildew)
> > > 2. You feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or
> >paper in the trash.
> > > 3. You know more than 10 ways to order coffee.
> > > 4. You stand on a deserted corner in the rain
> >waiting for the "Walk" Signal.
> > > 5. You can taste the difference between
> >Starbucks, Seattle's Best, and Veneto's.
> > > 6. You know the difference between Chinook, Coho,
> >and Sockeye salmon.
> > > 7. You know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup,
> >Issaquah, Oregon, Yakima and Willamette.
> > > 8. You consider swimming an indoor sport.
> > > 9. You can tell the difference between Japanese,
> >Chinese and Thai food.
> > > 10.In winter, you go to work in the dark and come
> >home in the dark-while only working eight-hour days.
> > > 11.You never go camping without waterproof
> >matches and a poncho.
> > > 12.You have no concept of humidity without
> >precipitation.
> > > 13. You know that Boring is a town in Oregon and
> >not just a state of mind.
> > > 14. You put on your shorts when the temperature
> >gets above 50, but still wear your hiking boots and
> >parka.
> > > 15.You have actually used your mountain bike on a
> >mountain.
> > > 16.You buy new sunglasses every year, because you
> >can't find the old ones after such a long time.
> > > 17.You use a down comforter in the summer.
> > > 18.You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit
> >under a raincoat.
> > > 19.You know all the important seasons: Almost
> >Winter, Winter, Still Raining (Spring), Road
> >Construction (Summer), Deer and Elk season (Fall).
> >people determine whether they're from the Pacific
> >Northwest:
> > > 1. You know the state flower (Mildew)
> > > 2. You feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or
> >paper in the trash.
> > > 3. You know more than 10 ways to order coffee.
> > > 4. You stand on a deserted corner in the rain
> >waiting for the "Walk" Signal.
> > > 5. You can taste the difference between
> >Starbucks, Seattle's Best, and Veneto's.
> > > 6. You know the difference between Chinook, Coho,
> >and Sockeye salmon.
> > > 7. You know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup,
> >Issaquah, Oregon, Yakima and Willamette.
> > > 8. You consider swimming an indoor sport.
> > > 9. You can tell the difference between Japanese,
> >Chinese and Thai food.
> > > 10.In winter, you go to work in the dark and come
> >home in the dark-while only working eight-hour days.
> > > 11.You never go camping without waterproof
> >matches and a poncho.
> > > 12.You have no concept of humidity without
> >precipitation.
> > > 13. You know that Boring is a town in Oregon and
> >not just a state of mind.
> > > 14. You put on your shorts when the temperature
> >gets above 50, but still wear your hiking boots and
> >parka.
> > > 15.You have actually used your mountain bike on a
> >mountain.
> > > 16.You buy new sunglasses every year, because you
> >can't find the old ones after such a long time.
> > > 17.You use a down comforter in the summer.
> > > 18.You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit
> >under a raincoat.
> > > 19.You know all the important seasons: Almost
> >Winter, Winter, Still Raining (Spring), Road
> >Construction (Summer), Deer and Elk season (Fall).
