Bruce Urie
The Ventures,CCR forever!
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Well, since I've been hearing that the world will end at 6 pm, 21 May 2011, I decided three weeks ago to just get the two things I've always wanted in life....buy them with a credit card and then wait until 21 May...that way I won't have to pay for them.....and live the dream!!!!
I ordered a brand new 38 foot Cigarette Racing boat with a Dodge Ram Hemi Truck with trailer to pull it, then went to the Chevrolet Dealer and charged a 2011 Corvette ZR1 also. (Red, black interior)
Damn...if that don't beat all....all three arrived at my house at 5:50 pm, 21 May!!!!!! SOB!!!!! No time to enjoy at all...well, at least I've got 10 minutes and then I don't have to start payment on them....
Oh, SH**!!!! The world didn't end......SOB!!!!!! So now the first payment of $9,800 a month for 60 months starts in July!!!!
My wife is going to kill me when she gets back home next week!!!!!!
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So, I need some help here....do any of you guys know what country does NOT have an extradition policy with the United States? Please, guys, I'm in trouble now, need help right away........what country, quick!!!!!!
And how much would it cost me to ship my '87 Grand National there in a brown, inconspicuous paper bag??!?!?
Your help would be greatly appreciated....and hurry, my wife will be home next week......I've got a big bad .44 magnum and she knows where it is!!!!
Oh, my God!!!! PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bruce '87 Grand National
I ordered a brand new 38 foot Cigarette Racing boat with a Dodge Ram Hemi Truck with trailer to pull it, then went to the Chevrolet Dealer and charged a 2011 Corvette ZR1 also. (Red, black interior)
Damn...if that don't beat all....all three arrived at my house at 5:50 pm, 21 May!!!!!! SOB!!!!! No time to enjoy at all...well, at least I've got 10 minutes and then I don't have to start payment on them....
Oh, SH**!!!! The world didn't end......SOB!!!!!! So now the first payment of $9,800 a month for 60 months starts in July!!!!


So, I need some help here....do any of you guys know what country does NOT have an extradition policy with the United States? Please, guys, I'm in trouble now, need help right away........what country, quick!!!!!!
And how much would it cost me to ship my '87 Grand National there in a brown, inconspicuous paper bag??!?!?
Your help would be greatly appreciated....and hurry, my wife will be home next week......I've got a big bad .44 magnum and she knows where it is!!!!

Bruce '87 Grand National