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Bruce Urie

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Well, since I've been hearing that the world will end at 6 pm, 21 May 2011, I decided three weeks ago to just get the two things I've always wanted in life....buy them with a credit card and then wait until 21 May...that way I won't have to pay for them.....and live the dream!!!!

I ordered a brand new 38 foot Cigarette Racing boat with a Dodge Ram Hemi Truck with trailer to pull it, then went to the Chevrolet Dealer and charged a 2011 Corvette ZR1 also. (Red, black interior)

Damn...if that don't beat all....all three arrived at my house at 5:50 pm, 21 May!!!!!! SOB!!!!! No time to enjoy at all...well, at least I've got 10 minutes and then I don't have to start payment on them....

Oh, SH**!!!! The world didn't end......SOB!!!!!! So now the first payment of $9,800 a month for 60 months starts in July!!!!:eek: My wife is going to kill me when she gets back home next week!!!!!!:eek::frown:

So, I need some help here....do any of you guys know what country does NOT have an extradition policy with the United States? Please, guys, I'm in trouble now, need help right away........what country, quick!!!!!!

And how much would it cost me to ship my '87 Grand National there in a brown, inconspicuous paper bag??!?!?

Your help would be greatly appreciated....and hurry, my wife will be home next week......I've got a big bad .44 magnum and she knows where it is!!!!:eek: Oh, my God!!!! PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bruce '87 Grand National
 
End of the world

They said today was the end of the world. Nah, The end of the world came when Obama was elected. It's just been a slow and painful death. Cruel and unusual punishment.
 
And what do you think 8 years of George W Bush was? A frikkin cakewalk?

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So, I need some help here....do any of you guys know what country does NOT have an extradition policy with the United States? Please, guys, I'm in trouble now, need help right away........what country, quick!!!!!!

France. You should kill someone before leave, because even if convicted, they still won't send you back. In fact, they'll probably make you a citizen!

LOL Reggie.
 
lol

And what do you think 8 years of George W Bush was? A frikkin cakewalk?

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All politicians lie that's a fact. I never was a bush fan. I am not a fan of any politicians as they are all scum. However, Obama being an extremist screwing with things he shouldn't scares me as we're in deep $hit and don't need anymore. Bush wasn't the best president of all time. Hell, he might have been one of the worst but Obama is taking the title of king. Everything now is government control, extreme robbery of rights, change of the constitution for him and his administrations agenda. People were fooled. How much are we paying for gas? What has he done? I don't see a damn thing done any better. It's worse and will continue to get worse as long as he's ruining things I mean running things.
 
I would try this place I heard of. It is called the District of Columbia. I know all those people there rape the American people for all they are worth and they never get in trouble for it. Just tell them what you have done and you will fit right in.

P.S. The guy who lives in the big white house is a terrorist trying to destroy the United States. Don't trust anything he says.
 
They said today was the end of the world. Nah, The end of the world came when Obama was elected. It's just been a slow and painful death. Cruel and unusual punishment.


This is the way the world ends.
This is the way the world ends.
This is the way the world ends.
Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
 
Tow your boat to NY and race my Catamaran for title and tell the Bank you lost the boat in the race and run to Saudi and hide there:biggrin:
 
The guy who called the end for May 21 said he mis-calculated. He said that it's actually coming October 21 now. :)

This gives you five months to enjoy the toys and keep ahead of the bill collectors. :cool:
 
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