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SignUp Now!LMFAO!!!!!Artie,
You borrowed my weed whacker last year and have yet to return it.
Kindly return it or come to my place and whack my weeds and you can take it back.
Thank you
The weed-whacking, V6-phobic, out of the closet V8-aholic, carbdiverart is here. Sorry Richie, I have been remiss in returning your weed-whacker and I apologize. I’m sure it has not been the same trying to whack your weed at 1am in the morning when surfing MILF’s.com without it. As much as I would like to say I was up every night whacking my weed with it I can’t lie to you. I’ve had a very busy year racing, it’s tough being a V8-aholic and not making a single pass that has not been in the 8’s…. oh wait, that’s actually been the easy part, but I’m babbling. Back to the whacking of weeds. I’ll return your weed whacking stick when you return my sawzall. Although I don’t have any drywall that needs cutting I’m sure I can find a use for it. I know it’s a cheap one from Harbor Freight and only cost me like $19 and I could just buy another one but it is still mine and I would like it returned at some point. Consider me holding your weed-wack-O-matic as collateral until you return my $19 Harbor Freight China’s finest hooptie sawzall.
This thrice daily whacking, V6-phobic who just got out of the closet Art is here. Sorry Richie, I have been remiss in returning your weed-whacker and I apologize. I’m sure it has not been the same trying to whack your weed at 1am in the morning when I am busy surfing MILF’s.com with one hand and whacking......hummmm weeds with the other.
As much as I would like to say I was up every night whacking my weed with it I can’t lie to you, I have been "up" every night whacking my weed(s).
I’ve had a very busy year whacking, that’s actually been the easy part, but I’m babbling and now back to the whacking my weed(s). I know it’s a cheap thrill but I am holding your weed collateral until you return my $19 Harbor Freight China’s finest hooptie sawzall.
I am also calling him out...I have been storing his 87 GN for the past 4 years and never even once got a fruit basket at Christmas... I get 1 call a year to check the mileage for his Insurance...He is using me....I go out there religiously in rain and snow and start the car and run it thru the gears...The battery is on a trickle charger...My wife cannot park her car in her own garage...The trickle charger has probably used at least $35 in electric...then his slicks went flat so I I had to swap out his rear tires...then the battery died..and I had to replace that...at his expense...but my labor....you can only take friendship so far...he did not even to pick up my tab at last years JCC Dinner...Now he races every weekend at Island Drag Way 20 mins from my house...do think he would stop by and drop of a 6 pack or check on his car... NOPE...he is dead to me