DO NOT HANDLE JALAPENOS and THEN USE THE RESTROOM!!!

[JOHNDEEREGN]

LOL, Should have known to use rubber gloves to fix them things,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, now you have a little red thing.............................lol

Wy welcome Ken=KINKY49 on t6p =70RT on TB.COM :biggrin:

He found ya Febus

 

[GNflyby]

Wy welcome Ken=KINKY49 on t6p =70RT on TB.COM :biggrin:

He found ya Febus

There goes the neighborhood...lol.

 

[JOHNDEEREGN]

There goes the neighborhood...lol.

Specially this time of night hheheehehehe

 

[8urV8]

I had the same thing happen to me but not downtown.I was doing the same cutting jalapenos for a barbeque,and had a itch on the eyes.Well pendejo me rubbed them and started crying like a little witch!!! So fear the jalapeno's!!!

 

[ttypewhite]

Did that the other night with the boys at Shoeless joes. Had a giant boil of Nachos with extra Jalapenos. Every Nacho went down with a jalapeno then washed it down with some beer. That night I felt the stomach grumbling. So I went to my favorite spot to do my thing while watching the ball game and after seconds, I felt the ring of fire like you wouldn't believe. It was like I had lighter on under me. I never felt anything like it. The pain and discomfort was brutal. I crawled outta the Jon and layed in my bed in the fettle position just praying the pain would go away. Funny thing was, every last one of us (4 guys) had the exact same problem when we got home. I tell ya, pride is a real bitch, cause we were calling each other wussy's for only taking one with a nacho, then started getting aggressive and taking 2 or 3 per nacho. Needless to say, now we just go for wings and beeer.

 

[VETROC]

 

[John Wilde]

Nelson,

Remind me to never have a bowl of cereal or glass of milk at your house!

 

[GNflyby]

Nelson,

Remind me to never have a bowl of cereal or glass of milk at your house!

We'll go out...lol.

 

["Turbo-T"]

Anyone see the episode of Operation Repo where Matt had some jalapenos and then was in such as hurry to drive to a bath room that he flipped over the BMW they were towing?

 

[Audie1]

Yep...that's too funny. Been there done that while making homemade hot sauce, gets on your hands and transfers quite easily........

 

[GNflyby]

Anyone see the episode of Operation Repo where Matt had some jalapenos and then was in such as hurry to drive to a bath room that he flipped over the BMW they were towing?

The urgency to get relief will make you do that...lol.

 

[scot w.]

The ONLY thing that crossed my mind while reading this was " Only Nelson"...


Chest surgery one week and milk on a burning peter the next week!! LOL


Your killing me here! I want to hear from the wife and what she had to say! I'll bet she was LHAO...


Scot W.

 

[kenny]

Note to self: do not drink Nelson's milk.

 

[BadAssGN]

Note to self: do not drink Nelson's milk.

You don't think he dipped do ya... :biggrin:


What if the internet said Cookie Dough....

 

[conn84gn]

When ever I handle hot peppers now I really DO use latex gloves
And I love Hot Food
Nelson I Know your pain learned the "Hard" way

 

[TRFanatic]

This is Bhut Jolokia, the hottest pepper in the world by a WIDE margin. If you made the same mistake with one of these, even for a millisecond...your pee pee would fall off.

Ravi

 

[David65]

"In 2000, scientists at India's Defence Research Laboratory (DRL) reported a rating of 855,000 units on the Scoville scale for the Naga Jolokia, also known as Bhut Jolokia".

 

[Nasty Wendy]

It's been awhile since I've started a thread, but I thought I needed to share this.

My wife and I were cutting up some Jalapenos Christmas Day for a spicy traditional dish we prepare every holiday, when I had to go to the restroom to P. Everything was normal when all of a sudden I started to feel a burning sensation downtown. It grew worse and worse by the second to the point of pure agony!!! My P P was in deep trouble and I had no idea what to do, so quickly I went online to see if I could find a solution, and found that milk works great in such situations to relieve the pain. Never again will I do that!!! Has anyone else ever suffered the wrath of the Jalapeno? Nelson. :redface:

So you stuck your P P into the milk carton? Man thats nasty.:redface:

Cheech and Chong could have made another movie about trying to get your buddy to hold you P P for you while you use the restroom because you have jalapeno pepper juice on your hands.:biggrin:

 

[GNflyby]

So you stuck your P P into the milk carton? Man thats nasty.:redface:

No I did not put my PP in the carton, I poured it...

 

[GNflyby]

What if the internet said Cookie Dough....

Then I guess I would have been making cookies...