The Machine
Not broke? Try harder!
- Joined
- Sep 7, 2005
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- 124
Here's a stupid one.
When I park my car in the driveway, the damn dragon flys park themselves on my radio antenna. This is just annoying, and a lot of times I get the rake out and use it as a giant fly swatter. Reason being, and here's the weird part, they lay eggs all over my car hood. I just put a new set of GM hood emblems on, and I find these damn little yellowish eggs stuck all over them.
I come outside and find this mess, grab the hose to squirt the emblems off, and these stupid bugs start dive bombing me like I'm the one doing something wrong here.
I spend all this money on fancy waxes, killing myself in the hot sun, only to come out today to find the stupid bugs have moved to the tops of my front fenders to make their disgusting mess all over my paint again.
It's really annoying to go outside & see these stupid bugs doing some sort of ritualistic dance over my hood as a preamble to screwing up my paint. Killing them doesn't seem to work, nor does chasing them away, or using the hose. Today I rolled up a rag & popped one out of mid air, he thought he had me scared
This has gone on long enough, does anyone know how I can prevent these little bastards from using my car hood as a fertility clinic?
When I park my car in the driveway, the damn dragon flys park themselves on my radio antenna. This is just annoying, and a lot of times I get the rake out and use it as a giant fly swatter. Reason being, and here's the weird part, they lay eggs all over my car hood. I just put a new set of GM hood emblems on, and I find these damn little yellowish eggs stuck all over them.
I come outside and find this mess, grab the hose to squirt the emblems off, and these stupid bugs start dive bombing me like I'm the one doing something wrong here.
I spend all this money on fancy waxes, killing myself in the hot sun, only to come out today to find the stupid bugs have moved to the tops of my front fenders to make their disgusting mess all over my paint again.
It's really annoying to go outside & see these stupid bugs doing some sort of ritualistic dance over my hood as a preamble to screwing up my paint. Killing them doesn't seem to work, nor does chasing them away, or using the hose. Today I rolled up a rag & popped one out of mid air, he thought he had me scared
This has gone on long enough, does anyone know how I can prevent these little bastards from using my car hood as a fertility clinic?