First Time to a strip club

[corsair231]

I could not have said it better. Sounds like you speak from experience...not that I would know

I've never been myself but I've talked to some people that knew some people that lived next to some people who had a uncle that went to one once.

:biggrin:

 

[TR Custom Parts]

Not really a fan of strip clubs, been to a couple. Sort of like dangling the keys to a GNX in front of you but not allowing you to drive it.

Who is the Buick GN owner that frequents the Centerfolds strip club on the Berlin Turpike in CT? EVERY time I go up to cruise nites on the pike the same GN is always parked in front of the club. Either they work there or they have a lot of dollar bills.:biggrin:

 

[Pronto]

Little6 and me hit our first strip club in Revere Ma. when we were 16 and looked it. It was quite an experience. We sat under a row boat hung from the ceiling. The whole time I kept thinking it's going fall on my head and my dad will have to come there to get me. I lost my wallet and Steve walked into the dancers changing room when leaving.
If you want a good show cheap, find a dude that's got a wad of cash and throwing it at the stage or for laps. Just sit near him and enjoy the benifits. Doesn't matter what you drink, it's expensive. Don't buy a drink for them either. It'll be like $20. Don't touch unless you're in a private booth and they let you for a "tip". Steve's got more info on that.

 

[bison]

Not really a fan of strip clubs, been to a couple. Sort of like dangling the keys to a GNX in front of you but not allowing you to drive it.

Who is the Buick GN owner that frequents the Centerfolds strip club on the Berlin Turpike in CT? EVERY time I go up to cruise nites on the pike the same GN is always parked in front of the club. Either they work there or they have a lot of dollar bills.:biggrin:

Yeah ive seen that car there for years. At least once a week.

 

[rmar]

Little6 and me hit our first strip club in Revere Ma. when we were 16 and looked it. It was quite an experience. We sat under a row boat hung from the ceiling. The whole time I kept thinking it's going fall on my head and my dad will have to come there to get me. I lost my wallet and Steve walked into the dancers changing room when leaving.
If you want a good show cheap, find a dude that's got a wad of cash and throwing it at the stage or for laps. Just sit near him and enjoy the benifits. Doesn't matter what you drink, it's expensive. Don't buy a drink for them either. It'll be like $20. Don't touch unless you're in a private booth and they let you for a "tip". Steve's got more info on that.

Lost, I'd say you walked by some slippery fingers.

 

[Phoneguy]

Lost, I'd say you walked by some slippery fingers.

Why did I know you would be posting in here? LMAO

From what I hear the strip clubs around here are the best. Not that I have ever been to one :biggrin:

 

[rmar]

Why did I know you would be posting in here? LMAO

From what I hear the strip clubs around here are the best. Not that I have ever been to one :biggrin:

Like Bison I'm an old pro. Thanks to Uncle Sam. Seen and done things these kids are to young to know about. Not always the proudest moments but at the time seemed like the thing to do.

I probably still know a few managers your way. Hell we use to have them send girls over here for private parties. :biggrin:

 

[Phoneguy]

Like Bison I'm an old pro. Thanks to Uncle Sam. Seen and done things these kids are to young to know about. Not always the proudest moments but at the time seemed like the thing to do.

I probably still know a few managers your way. Hell we use to have them send girls over here for private parties. :biggrin:

I know ALOT of the dancers, management, bartenders,DJ's and the door-guys here. Ran the clubs hard for years. It was fun!! You know you have been there too much when the management is buying you shots.

 

[Pronto]

Lost, I'd say you walked by some slippery fingers.

No, I think it just slipped out of my pocket in the chair since I was slouching forward. I called the next day and they had it, my $5 was gone. No biggie. I did become more protective of my wallet after that. Kind of sad to think that was 1976.

 

[02WS686GN]

Decide how much money you are going to spend before you go. Leave your credit/debit card home so you won't be tempted to hit the teller after you get sensory overload. Don't think they are really interested in you. Don't get a dance from every girl that asks you. It's your money and although you are expected to spend some, be picky. Table dances are okay, stay out of the VIP rooms. If it is a strict or swanky club, they aren't much more than you see on stage. If they do a lot more than you see on stage then it's probably not the kind of girl you would want to be doing that with anyway. :biggrin:

If the object is to get a good buzz, then hit a regular bar before you go, the drinks at a strip club are usually too expensive to really tie one on.

Enjoy. :biggrin:

X2. Also, there's usually that annoying, ugly one that won't quit bothering you either. Even though you may feel pity for this girl that probably hasn't made any money all night, save yourself the $20. Trust me.

 

[83turbomon]

X2. Also, there's usually that annoying, ugly one that won't quit bothering you either. Even though you may feel pity for this girl that probably hasn't made any money all night, save yourself the $20. Trust me.

Theclub im going to is know for having thousands of pretty girls, and 3 REALLY ugly ones

 

[83turbomon]

But still I was told to break out the Trojans, (NO JOKE), and dont put your hands under the table:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

 

[artrenee10]

Come to Chicago...Ill give you a HYPER royal tour...

You'll be boostin for days afterwards with all the skanks we got on the southside...

 

[Whut]

My first time to a strip club, I left with a dancer.

Before any wisecracks, I have been tested and found clean.

 

[FASTGREEK]

make it rain on them hoes........

 

[alwayscode390]

I know ALOT of the dancers, management, bartenders,DJ's and the door-guys here. Ran the clubs hard for years. It was fun!! You know you have been there too much when the management is buying you shots.

EAST ST LOUIS .... I love Roxy's !!!! ---

 

[83turbomon]

I Finally Went

I finally went last night, after driving around in Downtown Seattle for 90 minutes, we found the Sands Lounge on some dark deserted street at 1am. We went in... and what do you know, I spent 60 bucks and I was there for 5 MINUTES... AND I GOT HUSTLED. It was my friend B day, and he was upset because I got him an ugly stripper that he didnt like. My other friend was mezmerized the entire time. Nobody gave money that night and the Strippers looked upset:biggrin: just the usuall old horny guys were giving out 20s but it was FIN. There was this one girl there (OH MY GOD) she had a tattoo on her back and a tattoo, ahem somewhere else. But you guys were right... if you seen one... YOUVE SEEN THEM ALL:biggrin:

 

[Dabigguy]

You've got that wrong. Once you've seen one, you want to see them ALL !!!

 

[DailyDrifter]

I finally went last night, after driving around in Downtown Seattle for 90 minutes, we found the Sands Lounge on some dark deserted street at 1am. We went in... and what do you know, I spent 60 bucks and I was there for 5 MINUTES... AND I GOT HUSTLED. It was my friend B day, and he was upset because I got him an ugly stripper that he didnt like. My other friend was mezmerized the entire time. Nobody gave money that night and the Strippers looked upset:biggrin: just the usuall old horny guys were giving out 20s but it was FIN. There was this one girl there (OH MY GOD) she had a tattoo on her back and a tattoo, ahem somewhere else. But you guys were right... if you seen one... YOUVE SEEN THEM ALL:biggrin:

$60 in 5 minutes there better have been a happy ending involved. I think the last time I went to the strip club I left with more than I went in with , not sure how that happens.

 

[datant69]

brick go easy

18 full of ___ and some cash. not a good combo, been there done that, sure you can get busy in a club if you know the right one to go to. but with your age you better be careful. in texas 18 yrs old can only go into totally nude clubs and can't drink. it's byob and they charge you 20 to get in and then rape you for ice or cokes for your bottle if your drinking that. most of those girls have issues like an old man who's worthless, drug addict, or what ever. sure they look good but nothing you want to take home to momma. you can get crabs from a lapdance they can jump you know. not trying to scare you but if you do get crabs find a girl who loves seafood and tell her your taking her to the all you can eat buffet.:biggrin: