hell no.. id probably break down and freeze somewhere near the cascades... but if i got it tuned up, yea i might. But really id probably take someone who is old enough to rent a big car and do it that way.
I grew up in the suburbs of Chicago, moved to Las Vegas for 8 years, and am now back in the Chicagoland area... I gained 45lbs since I have been back... Take it from me.... Portillos is the best when it comes to beefs, burgers, and dogs (excluding a couple "local joints") unless you live here you cant sample... Home Run Inn is the best thin crust pizza. Lou Malnati's is the best deep dish. And a place called Doggie Diner has the best Gyros hands down... I just sent my dad in Vegas, pizza and popcorn from Lou Malnati's for Christmas... I haven't asked him if it was worth the $ yet.... Oh ya, I buy the Geno's East Stuffed Sausage frozen pizza at Jewel when its on sale.... Not bad for frozen pizza, but you do have to cook it longer than suggested. Did I mention I eat.... and eat....and eat.... thank you Chicago.
If I were going to drive 2000 miles to eat anything............................................... it would walk on 2 legs and be able to perform circus acts that I have never seen before
Verdict... i will be conducting a taste test to see who is better. Ginos East And Giordanos (i think) deliver frozen pizzas to your doorstep. When I get them, ill do a taste test to see which one tastes better. I have a feeling That Giordanos will taste Better though.