Where the heck you at? It's your birthday and you should be spending it with us.
I can't imagine anything more important than the fine, upstanding people in the So Western section. When you come to your senses, drop by and let us know that your OK. Our worry is that the same aliens that kidnapped Andrew and Morgan, may be after you now. For your own safety, you need to keep in touch, so we can keep you safe.
Happy Birthday.
Mike Barnard