Hot Stock Tip!

[gnXfan]

If you bought $1000 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be
worth $49. If you bought $1000 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the
stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, and traded in the cans for the
nickel/aluminum deposit, you would have $79. It is therefore financially
prudent in these troubled times to drink heavily and recycle.

 

[JFH]

And as you watched ( drank) your 1000 dollars worth of " stock " go down You would probable be alot happier.
John

 

[V8KILLR]

Good job gnXfan..............VERY funny!!!!!!!!

 

[Two Lane]

The Royal Flush

Clean out the bank account & your kidneys simultaneously!