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I'd buy SGRIM's tube car for 3.5 million.
Buy that red Stage II car that Lenno has
Buy the original Tweaked
Buy GNX-Ray - pretty sure that would take up the rest of the purse
Buy Ken's car that whooped arse on Gene Deputy's stang (might be same as Lenno's)
Use the rest to stockpile diesel fuel.
 
1. Take a 3 day nap.

2. Ship my TTA to Germany. Get on the autoban and run it till it needs "professional help" aka "boom!"

3. Return to the states

4. Seek above mentioned help

5. Buy a house

6. Pick-up car from "professional's"

7. Go to the Salt flats and test "professional's" workmanship

8. Party

9.Take a 3 day nap

10. Form a band and rock the world.

11. Return to Germany for round II

12. Drive to Italy for a little "Italian"
 
:biggrin: wow 100 milliom huh you ready for this,

give the wife a million just to get her to leave,

if she does'nt take it , i could pay someone to take her -ANYWHERE

or i could put her on the front of an air-boat ride with no seat-belt in the everglades as crock-feeding time degins ?

or i can buy here a motorcycle and have her go thru Lion country safari ( open park where the animals roam free )

i could go on and on but. i'll spare you :biggrin: after she's gone

as usual buy a home, a Lambo, a ferrari and an austin martin.

have some of those nice blonde's and brunets' bunny girls around

build me a stage 2 buick, with top of the line stuff and have some nut job
kidnap cal and ken d, and have them in my garage until they build me my car, and have they guy who does stewy on family guy supervise everything :biggrin: ( hay a guy can dream right, it is 100 million right i'm sure holly would understand.:biggrin:

invest in exxon-mobil ( f:mad: cking gas prices )

got to my route and shut off all the elevators ( about 200 ) even if people are in there and then call in and say I QUIT!! BIAAAAAACH!!

go buy something nice to pull my Gn to all the gn events and piss people off :biggrin:

have i gone to far :biggrin: :biggrin: .....................................................














..........ok, J/K about the wife and the cal thing, besides i could always pay cal and ken D.
 
I'd make IEATV8's do some disgusting crap. I'd pay him a million bucks to scratch my balls. You know, fun stuff like that.
 
ncmalko1 said:
I'd make IEATV8's do some disgusting crap. I'd pay him a million bucks to scratch my balls. You know, fun stuff like that.
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Wow!, That would be very uncomfortable to have another male scratch my balls, I'd rather pay 200 million to avoid such a situation.
 
I know I would die writing a bad check to somebody....:biggrin: :biggrin:
 
1. make sure my family/friends/charities are finacially set
2. start car collection
3. build a fort.
4. live in said fort
5. open up my own shop
6. become a registered importer
7. finish car collection
8. travel the world having fun with said car collection.

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ncmalko1 said:
I'd make IEATV8's do some disgusting crap. I'd pay him a million bucks to scratch my balls. You know, fun stuff like that.
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ncmalko1 said:
He'd probably do it for free. I mean he spends half his life on Obama's nuts.
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I just love it when a liberal, limp wristed, pedophile teacher, comes over to the lounge from the political forum to rant on me! He hates it whenever he posts and I put him down like a rabid dog! :biggrin:

For 100 million, I wouldn't bother anyone, find a really nice island just outside the U.S. border, (hell, they're in the Robb Report every month it seems!) with all the emeneties, go deep sea fishing every other day or so, have Kenny D. build me a really nice 1200H.P street engine for a STOCK LOOKING GN, so when I fly my plane back to the states, I have a fun ride for weekends. Perhaps start a car collection with some neat cars I've always liked. Go around the country trying ALL the really great restaurants and continue to play the commodities market, this time with enough money to really make a dent in the economy! :) ;) :D
 
Okay, scratch my previous statement....wait wait...like Obama, right? If I had 100 million, I'd have ol Limbaugh here deported. He would wake up on his island, only minus anything but maybe a palm tree and a life time supply of spam or vienna sausages or somethin.
 
Matt Golden said:
Okay, scratch my previous statement....wait wait...like Obama, right? If I had 100 million, I'd have ol Limbaugh here deported. He would wake up on his island, only minus anything but maybe a palm tree and a life time supply of spam or vienna sausages or somethin.
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Come join us in Political Matt! We always can use new meat!
 
I'd buy a huge bar in SE Asia, recruit a bunch of young beautful women without morales to work there. Name it "Benoit's house of Hoochie", and I'd be the most Pimpping MF'r on the planet...
 
Beside all the land charities family and crap load of TRs I would have my own Ball Washer. Not scratcher... She would be drop dead beautiful. As im playing golf w my rich friends I would have her (of course she would have a great salary and benefits) come over and wash my balls. Ohh who was that??? Ahh just my ball washer.... I wish i could ake credit for this but the comedian Lewis Black cae up w this. Dont get me wrong I would do it.. If I had 100 mil I wouldnt want anyone to know thats for dam sure... But then again my license plate would be 100milgn....
 
Buy a nice house with garage, put a 4 speed in my Nova, buy a few things for the Regal, maybe buy a truck, put the rest into savings.
 
Hook the people on this site up and everyone else with a turbo buick, so we will be an unstoppable force, and maybe a cheap hooker.
 
I WOULD BUY UP 547 LOW MILEAGE GN'S AND OPEN MY OWN COMPANY CALLED JSC-MCLAREN. AND MAKE 547 JNX'S. ALMOST THE SAME AS THE GNX'S BUT WITH GNX WHEEL'S BEING 17'S OR 18'S. THE MOTOR'S WOULD BE ALUM HEADED WITH FRONT MOUNTS, BRIAN HOFER TRANNY'S, 9 INCH REARS, WITH 14 INCH 4 WHEEL DISC BRAKES, AND POSSIBLY TWIN TURBO'S.!! AND I WOULD MAKE 2 WHITE ONES. AND CALL THEM X-JAY'S !! AND SEE IF I COULD MAYBE TRADE ON OF THE WHITE ONES' FOR RICK'S X-RAY. I WOULD ALSO BUY A FEW REAL GNX'S TOO!! I SHOULD PATENT THAT IDEA BECAUSE I'LL TELL YAH. THEY WOULD SELL!! FOR BIG MONEY TOO I BET. IN FACT I MAY JUST DELETE THIS!! NAH! ITS TOO COOL OF AN IDEA TO NOT SPREAD THE WORD!! :biggrin: JUST REMEMBER WHO SAID IT FIRST IF SOMEONE WITH TONS OF MONEY'S EYE'S LIGHT UP AS THEY READ THIS!!

THANKS FOR READING THE BEST IDEA YET!!, JAY.
 
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