I'm selling my wife!

[ChrisCairns]

Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room watching a program regarding brain dead people hooked up to machines in order to stay alive, and I said to her,

"I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and
fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer.

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All offers considered.

 

[GNguy]

does she clean:biggrin: haha just kiddin, buts that pretty messed up...

 

[Quick6'n'-K.C.]

LOL
So when did you become a comedian


Whats the toughest part about eating a vegetable?

BW

 

[simple]

very interested, please send pics to ineedamaid@hotmail.com

 

[jamericaniSS]

very interested, please send pics to ineedamaid@hotmail.com

Thats wrong, but funny:biggrin:

 

[chevyII]

payment plan?

 

[corymc]

thats pretty good.

 

[Louie L.]

Im always looking for an extra one ..how bout some pics in a nighty.Of her not you!

 

[ChrisCairns]

This is the latest pic of her. Sorry, but she hasn't shaved since this morning.

And this pose of her reminds me of Britney Spears for some reason.

 

[Louie L.]

Where do i send the check! And she looks better than Britney Spears and he hanging veal cutlet

 

[simple]

she looks better than Britney Spears and he hanging veal cutlet

hahahalol