We're doomed! God forbid they can't call someone on their smart phone... Oh wait, they just text or tweet or snap chat or whatever else. I hope they don't get lost and you hand them a map.
the best thing about those phones is you could slam the shit out of them when angry and they never broke
and you actually had to remember phone numbers
Party lines! Back when you didn't need to watch the news, just ask the sweet little old lady down the road. She knew everybody's business. How? By listening in on the line!