Nasty Wendy
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- May 24, 2001
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and man I got the vacuum pump doohickey and everything. Got me Dot 4 fluid for the job. New brake lines so I know its going to suck up some fluid. So I pop the adapter thing on the bleeder AFTER I put a couple of teflon wraps on the bleeder and I pumping and sucking and raising hell. Nothing is coming through the line. NOTHING. So I pull the adapter off and pull the bleeder out and fluid is dripping out of the bleeder hole. I take the teflon off and re-wrap it making doubly sure that I don't wrap over the little bleed hole. Put it back in and pumping and sucking and raising hell and NOTHING is coming through the hose. I go check the reservoir and its full of all new DOT 4 brake fluid. WTH? So I put the bleeder back in and barely get it started in the hole and give it one full turn. Now I know its not sealing up because its close to falling out. I'm pumping and sucking and raising hell and NOTHING IS COMING THROUGH THE FRUGGIN HOSE. So I walked away from it. Went washed my hands and ate a plum. Fixed some Kool Aid and my Kool Aid is THE BOMB. You see I use just a little hot water to dissolve the Kool Aid mix and then pour in a two liter bottle of Mountain Dew
. So I'm drinking my Green Apple Bohemian Paradise....I call MY Kool Aid Bohemian Paradise. As I sip I think about what the hell could be the trouble with my bleeding procedure. Maybe its the adapter. So I go back into the garage and take the vacuum pump off and pull the adapter off the bleeder. Brake fluid is drizzle-dripping from the bleeder. The adapter is a 90º deal so I can't see through it. I wash it off by wiping it on my T-shirt and blow into it. NOTHING. I can't blow crap through this adapter. So I took a small drill bit and drilled out what was supposed to be the brake fluid passage and reamed it out some and now I can blow through it. Put it back on and BINGO we are bleeding brakes. So guys whenever you hit a snag just remember 'Bohemian Paradise' for the win.

