So I thought it was funny....

[Ms. FastNasty]

Maybe it was the cocktails I had consumed...but as we were sitting around playing cards last night my step brother cracks what could be the most retarded joke I've ever heard...but at the time, I fell out of my chair crying because I was laughing so hard...lol

Here goes:


Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin looks at the other one and says "man it's hot in here"










The other muffin says "AHHHH a talking muffin".....LMAO....Yep, it was prolly the alcohol that made that one so funny....lol

 

[rmar]

Puff puff pass..........:biggrin:

 

[liv4gnz]

lmao

 

[corsair231]

Two penguins walked into a bar.




The third one ducked.

 

[Warp6]

mechanic says "looks like you blew a seal..."
penguin says, "nah, it's just a little ice-cream..."
puff puff give

 

[GNeric]

Two guys walk into a bar...which is really stupid because you figure the first guy walks right into it and the second guy should have seen it... (**crickets**)

Two penguins walked into a bar.




The third one ducked.

 

[corsair231]

Two guys walk into a bar...which is really stupid because you figure the first guy walks right into it and the second guy should have seen it... (**crickets**)

Actually the second guy was blind. You should have seen his dog laughing...

 

[Slow91z]

Skeleton walks into a bar.

Orders a beer and a mop.

 

[turbofabricator]

A dog limps into a bar on three legs and says "I'm lookin' for the one who SHOT my PAW!"

 

[granatl]

Commercial on Jack FM...
"Lady Madonna, children at your feet" was not a hidden message from the Beatles to you Madonna to adopt lots of kids.

 

[turboc87gn]

A baby is born laughing with a balled up fist, confused the doctor opens the babys tiny fingers and finds............................a birth control pill!!!! LMAO

 

[Justa6]

Two peanuts were walking in the park. One was assaulted.

Did you hear about the circus?!? It's intense!